How many holes does a straw have: one or two?

These purple straws in this box of straws confuse me.

One 19
Two 7
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  • JellyBeanBandit

    Two connecting holes.

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  • Tommythecaty

    Op is confusing a tunnel with a hole, a hole is really just an opening in something. A straw has two holes.

    A real Einstein.

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    • LloydAsher

      Or is it?

      At what point does a hole become two holes? When one side is removed? But if a hole was dug into a mountain by breaching the other end make it two holes or did the first one just extend to the outside, making it a hole with two entrances?

      Changing axises: Two holes right next to eachother are two holes. But by breaking down the soil that connects them makes it one hole.

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      • Tommythecaty

        Yes, it really is. No thought or reasoning required.

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  • olderdude-xx

    There is nearly an infinite number of holes in a straw.

    Virtually all of them are too small to be seen by the human eye without the use of an electron microscope.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    Its one hole but theres two ends to it

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    • litelander8

      You don’t care what end it is if it’s connected to a skinny white girl.

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      • 1WeirdGuy

        That would make 3 penetrable holes. But 7 if you have a knife (dark joke)

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        • litelander8

          7 is oddly specific.

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          • 1WeirdGuy

            Two eyes and two ears

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  • dabadedabadie

    How much weed did you smoke?

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  • Crocotta1

    Wow!

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  • litelander8

    It’s a pathway.

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  • LloydAsher

    We all developed as a donut when we were fetuses. Oh yes the mouth and anus didnt develop later. They were one of the first additions to the clump of cells that was your entire existence. Technically we were all assholes first.

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