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Improv away, is it normal comedians and supposedly funny people. Let's play.
Hey, I just flew in from Miami and man are my arms tired!
*barely flaps arms*
Sorry, I just had to open with this one.
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back!
I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor. They sent a priest up to talk to me. He said, “On your mark... get ready...”
I tell you, I’m not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything!
Recently my doctor told me to watch my drinking. So now I drink in front of a mirror.
I tell ya I get no respect, no respect I tell you.
Iin that all I can think about is the guys from good burger singing to each other like the two guys in the tent in scary movie 4 singing "hello" by Lionel Richie?
That's my submission
I’m better at improv than you could possibly believe.
How better are you??
More betterer den yoo filf
Filf? I'm not a father
Yoo dirt bitch
I feel like I've built my entire career on improv, sometimes 😑.
So the other day I was at a vegan party...
-- Someone has to continue, it's not improv if you just lay the joke out and hit the punchline yourself...
...that was my first mistake
I used to play D&D and other TTRPGs. I don't think I was particularly good at the DM side of things; which requires a lot of improvisation.
I'm funny enough to burn someone. I just dont for most people. Most people dont piss me off enough to warrant it.
Look, I know you might be tired of me educating people, you know, making people sick with knowledge, calling out people for being psychopaths, told you licking someone's backside is unhygienic and abnormal, and you're sick of my high IQ, but please don't burn me. Come on, I have kids!
Yeah I dont give enough of a shit to care. This isnt irl and I could just block you if you were too annoying.
Listen man, I know my knowledge is beyond your reach and you can't reach my genius levels of intelligence, but you don't have to do this! Look, I have a family and goals. With my genius levels of intelligence, I can become a scientist and possibly find the cure for cancer and aids! Come on man, don't do this. Don't burn me because you're jealous of how educated I am and my intelligence.
I don't know, might be a little corny but I'll try.
What do you say when you find someone hanging?
Sorry you're dead?
Don't worry, just HANG in there.
That's not improv
Silly OP. We're looking at a dead man hanging.
Thanks a lot.
Silly Ihidabody! Very silly (cause I'm keeping it fam-friendly!)
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