How good at improv are you?
Improv away, is it normal comedians and supposedly funny people. Let's play.
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Hey, I just flew in from Miami and man are my arms tired!
*barely flaps arms*
Sorry, I just had to open with this one.I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back!
I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor. They sent a priest up to talk to me. He said, “On your mark... get ready...”
I tell you, I’m not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything!
Recently my doctor told me to watch my drinking. So now I drink in front of a mirror.
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Look, I know you might be tired of me educating people, you know, making people sick with knowledge, calling out people for being psychopaths, told you licking someone's backside is unhygienic and abnormal, and you're sick of my high IQ, but please don't burn me. Come on, I have kids!
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Listen man, I know my knowledge is beyond your reach and you can't reach my genius levels of intelligence, but you don't have to do this! Look, I have a family and goals. With my genius levels of intelligence, I can become a scientist and possibly find the cure for cancer and aids! Come on man, don't do this. Don't burn me because you're jealous of how educated I am and my intelligence.
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