How blind do you have to be?

....to have a guide dog. Because I really want one so I'm thinking if I'm not blind enough yet I'll smash my good eye with a rock.

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Based on 16 votes (1 yes)
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Comments ( 13 )
  • EnglishLad

    I have no fucking idea but that wins the internet for today and it's not even 12 o clock yet.

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  • captianamerica

    you could wear sunglasses and put a bandana on your dog that says service dog.My one coworker did this.She eventually got kicked out of Walmart when they figured out she was making it up.

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  • FriendlyHelicopter

    How are you going to spy on naked women without that good eye?

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  • paramore93

    I would say just get a normal dog but you seem insane and I don't want that on my conscience

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  • RoseIsabella

    NO!

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    • What?

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      • Someth1ngRecogn1zable

        It seems like as if you hit your head instead of your eye

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        • Ellenna

          Yeah and more than once too

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        • No kidding! This guy needs a prescription. Or two...

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  • geek_god_101

    In most areas, you need to be legally blind (worse than 20/200 vision) and have a doctor's authorization stating that you legitimately need a guide dog. Reason I mention this is there are a lot of guide dog frauds going on now sadly.

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  • lonewolf1253

    Gouge your eye out with a stick and cast into the fire. And if your right hand offends you, cut it off as well. God will see that you do not need them. Better for part of your body to be cast into the fire than your entire soul be cast into the lake of burning sulfur! Actually, I'm an atheist. Buy a Boa constrictor. They don't bark.

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  • FILTHYPAKI

    you is being very silly person

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  • rayb12

    You can train guide dog. Takes maybe 2 years

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