Hitler vs. stalin, who would win?
If those two resurrected from the dead and did a boxing match
Who would win out of these two?
| Joseph Stalin | 18 | |
| Adolf Hitler | 16 |
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jethro
Hitler wasn't a person to get into physical altercations. Even in his youth. He was a pussy when it came to doing his own dirty work. Stalin was a bank robber and a thief it was common for him to get into scuffles. So in this case, Stalin would spank Hitler like a little girl and leave him crying.
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RoseIsabella
Are you talking about a fist fight? Hitler would probably be better at social media.
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litelander8
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cumlordvegeta
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Meatballsandwich
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trexagireve
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Holzman_67
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BleedingPain
I vote draw. They would both knock each other unconscious, preventing the match from continuing
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Meatballsandwich
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Billy247newaccount_35467829
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bigbudchonger
Do you mean a fight, or do you mean Nazi Germany vs Soviet Union at that time period?
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Boojum
You mean a bareknuckle cage-fight mano a mano?
Hitler was 56 when he took the cowards' way out of the disaster he'd created. So he wasn't completely decrepit just on age alone, but he was never known for his physical fitness or brawling, and at the end he was suffering from all sorts of health issues.
Stalin was 74 when he died, so his greater age would handicap him. He also wasn't in the best physical condition at the end, and one of his arms had been all but useless since he was a child. But in his younger years he was a ruthless thug who seems to have enjoyed physical violence, and that experience would still count for something.
My money would be on Stalin to win a fight. But I also think that the two bastards had quite a bit in common, so it's possible they'd just sit down and have a nice chat about the good old days when they were able to slaughter millions.
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Billy247newaccount_35467829
Don't they say they're not sure if Adolf Hitler actually killed himself?
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Boojum
There are people who refuse to accept any consensus opinion simply because it is the consensus. At the time, Stalin in particular was reluctant to believe that Hitler was really dead, but the evidence collected by a team of SMERSH agents from the site where Hitler, Eva Braun (and their two dogs) were cremated apparently satisfied him that he was.
Hitler was a physical and mental wreck by the Spring of 1945. He kept denying the reality of Germany's position and the inevitability of defeat long after both his own and Allied military commanders could see what was going to happen, but once Berlin was cut off from the rest of Germany and Soviet artillery was close enough that it was literally pounding on the roof of the Führerbunker, he began to accept that the game was up. By the time the Soviet army was a city block from the bunker, he faced the fact that his only options were being captured by the Soviets or death. The idea of being captured was too humiliating, so he took the other way out. It was actually a completely rational decision (unlike the decision by Magda Goebbels to murder her six children and then commit suicide, when it was only her husband who would have had to pay for his actions during the war).
In any case, Hitler was born about 130 years ago, so it's pretty safe to assume that, one way or another, he's definitely dead now.
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