Have you ever exploded in a urinal?

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Last night I was really high so I was in the restroom and saw a urinal so I sat in it and tried to poop and everything just exploded into and all over and around the urinal. After that I washed my hands in a stall toilet. And then I vomited in the sink.

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  • radar
    2 years ago

    You know someone has to clean that up, right?

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  • Tommythecaty
    2 years ago

    Went overboard with the sink vomit. That’s too bad.

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  • Grunewald
    2 years ago

    I came to see how OP defined 'exploded'. They did not disappoint.

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  • Asstastics
    2 years ago

    Actually, urinals are good targets for hooligan shooting sprees by drunken red necks with assault rifles. They piss on the porcelain bad guy, and then take them out. Fuck yeah.

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  • raisinbran
    2 years ago

    At one of my previous jobs I used to pee regularly into a random pipe sticking out from the roof. Turned out it was an old disconnected heater exhaust pipe and the urine was spilling onto someone’s ceiling and dripping into their apartment.

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    • libertybell
      2 years ago

      Why were you peeing into a pipe?

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      • raisinbran
        2 years ago

        Restroom was two floors down.

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    2 years ago

    When I wqs a little kid I walked in a bathroom in walmart to see some guy on drugs pooping in the urinal. I act like I didnt see him but I was thinkin wtf.

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  • MonteMetcalfe
    2 years ago

    Just say no to drugs.

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  • megadriver
    2 years ago

    Wow... you are scum. Somebody has to clean up that mess, but it's ok, cause you were high as a kite... Fucking addicts.

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  • milkk
    2 years ago

    crack is whack kids-

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  • Curiouskitten444
    2 years ago

    Lmao jesus christ dude did you really need us to tell you its not normal? XD

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  • 12345678912
    2 years ago

    I saw a photo of a drunk guy doing that and the urinal broke off the wall.

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  • S0UNDS_WEIRD
    2 years ago

    Sounds weird.

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  • Somenormie
    2 years ago

    No but I've exploded in a toilet.

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  • SwickDinging
    2 years ago

    I am glad that most people don't do this. It sounds unpleasant.

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  • litelander8
    2 years ago

    Jesus fuck. That’s when I walk out of a job.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    2 years ago

    i remember someone who set a urinal on fire and cracked it in half once

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    • SkullsNRoses
      2 years ago | pl

      If IIN had a bathroom this would happen in it.

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      • Grunewald
        2 years ago

        Love it. That is, if IIN isn't already a cesspit of sorts.

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