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Like, if you took a before and after picture, one photo would be unrecognizable from the other.
The first time I got arrested I was so nervous that I had the nervous shits and clogged the toilet in the jail.
They thought I was flushing drugs so they held me for an extra week because I was too lame to say I just shit the place to hell :((((
I was in another state yesterday, I drive a truck for a living, and I had to take a shit. I went to this backwoods gas station place and destroyed the toilet (one single long and fat turd) and when I tried to flush, I was surprised to see it wouldn't flush.
There was a plunger right next to the toilet but I couldn't help but think "...i can just leave and they'll never see me again.". So I walked out and looked the nice old lady owner in the eye and said "Have a nice day." knowing she would be the one to plunge the toilet.
Dude that's messed up man.
I did feel bad about it later. I didn't want to touch that nasty truck driver plunger. Truck drivers dont bathe for days.
Yea I know, weren't you the one who told me you have a company in north Dakota?
I get it man I do. But still having to clean up someone elses mess like that is so annoying
No I dont have a company I was probably talking about the oil rigs. And yeah I understand it was wrong but I didn't want to touch the plunger and I was like...fuck it.
I getcha. Hmm righton. For the life of me I cant recall who I had that convo with
Sounds like the start of a good horror movie. You realise you left your wallet there and have to go back. It's in the toilet and as you walk in, the door slams and the real shit begins...
You're giving truck drivers a bad name. You think you're Bon Jovi or something? That's disgusting.
hes a cowboy
on a porcelain horse he rides...
you should have plunged it.
She deserved it for being too nice and too old.
It's not her fault for being old. It's just part of life.
I'd like to see that--I'm getting a full-blown boner just from thinking about it--the veins are bloated to the brim
No. I can honestly say that I have never blown a mess in a public bathroom stall. But! I have already walked into one to use it and was like OMG!! Had to turn around and find another stall/ bathroom! The sight will never leave my mind lol!
OP, please tell how you got to thinking up this question? I can't do it on my own...
Hmmm this post is VERY suspiciously specific. Do you have a story to tell us OP?
I usually try to keep my asshole aimed inside the bowl.
I know its quite magical if you think about it. We poop in a chair and press a button and it vanishes. The first world is awesome. India just take shits in the street.
Or the river in which they bathe their children and burn deceased loved ones.
Never see that in the travel brochure do you? They tend to omit that...
One time I slipped in the shower, fell down, draggede the towel rod with me, and that somehow broke the toilet.
just say it was already like that before u entered the bathroom
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