Have you ever destroyed a toilet stall with your ass

Like, if you took a before and after picture, one photo would be unrecognizable from the other.

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  • The first time I got arrested I was so nervous that I had the nervous shits and clogged the toilet in the jail.

    They thought I was flushing drugs so they held me for an extra week because I was too lame to say I just shit the place to hell :((((

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  • I was in another state yesterday, I drive a truck for a living, and I had to take a shit. I went to this backwoods gas station place and destroyed the toilet (one single long and fat turd) and when I tried to flush, I was surprised to see it wouldn't flush.

    There was a plunger right next to the toilet but I couldn't help but think "...i can just leave and they'll never see me again.". So I walked out and looked the nice old lady owner in the eye and said "Have a nice day." knowing she would be the one to plunge the toilet.

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  • No. I can honestly say that I have never blown a mess in a public bathroom stall. But! I have already walked into one to use it and was like OMG!! Had to turn around and find another stall/ bathroom! The sight will never leave my mind lol!

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  • OP, please tell how you got to thinking up this question? I can't do it on my own...

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  • Hmmm this post is VERY suspiciously specific. Do you have a story to tell us OP?

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  • I usually try to keep my asshole aimed inside the bowl.

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    • I know its quite magical if you think about it. We poop in a chair and press a button and it vanishes. The first world is awesome. India just take shits in the street.

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      • Or the river in which they bathe their children and burn deceased loved ones.

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  • One time I slipped in the shower, fell down, draggede the towel rod with me, and that somehow broke the toilet.

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  • just say it was already like that before u entered the bathroom

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