Guys what do you when you wake up with a raging boner that won’t quit?

I remember having an almost constant boner when I was young, probably for 5 years between 16 - 21. The only thing to do is find something that really turns you off, whether it’s your grandmas cooking, early morning Christian television, communist architecture, and just overload your stimuli with it. It didn’t help me much but it may help you

Jack that stiffer off dude? Don't waste a good boner!!! Just saying

Just gotta release that dragon release the fire out of it

rub one out duh

Ask your mom or sister if they can help you "get this thing down".

Hopefully, just the thought of doing that solved the problem.

If it's still up after that thought, maybe we've identified the problem!

I look over and wake her up.

I pee and it goes away

Sneak out of the house through your bedroom window and read a Ladybird Children's Book in a strip club.

Wear briefs under your pants. That way you don’t have to take a cold shower or masturbate, and no one will see it.

Ignore it and go about my day.

Think of something unsexy, think about what you have to do today, make a plan.

Your morning wood will be gone by the time you've gone through your day in your head.