Guys what do you when you wake up with a raging boner that won’t quit?

Yeah I wake up with these boners that just won’t quit and I can’t go out of my room cause I live with my mom and sister.

Whack it off 15
Take a cold shower 1
Stay in bed until he cools off 8
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  • Holzman_67

    I remember having an almost constant boner when I was young, probably for 5 years between 16 - 21. The only thing to do is find something that really turns you off, whether it’s your grandmas cooking, early morning Christian television, communist architecture, and just overload your stimuli with it. It didn’t help me much but it may help you

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  • jrbsportz

    Jack that stiffer off dude? Don't waste a good boner!!! Just saying

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    • That’s what I usually do. But I go through Kleenex like crazy and my mom asks why I use so much.

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  • Somenormie

    Just gotta release that dragon release the fire out of it

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  • Vvaas

    rub one out duh

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  • darefu

    Ask your mom or sister if they can help you "get this thing down".

    Hopefully, just the thought of doing that solved the problem.

    If it's still up after that thought, maybe we've identified the problem!

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  • Tommythecaty

    I look over and wake her up.

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  • newnormal

    I pee and it goes away

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    • Boojum

      Which is fine if you can do that; I've never been able to.

      I did try a few times when I was in my youth, but when I got to the point where I was bearing down so hard with nothing happening in the bladder department but it felt like I was on the verge of giving myself a rectal prolapse or something, I decided it was a bad idea.

      From what I understand, some guys have plumbing which allows them to urinate when they have an erection, and some guys don't. Luck of the genetic draw.

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      • newnormal

        Then you need to rub one out. I can easily pee when i have a hardone

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  • YE

    Sneak out of the house through your bedroom window and read a Ladybird Children's Book in a strip club.

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  • jackstormwater

    Wear briefs under your pants. That way you don’t have to take a cold shower or masturbate, and no one will see it.

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

    Ignore it and go about my day.

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  • megadriver

    Think of something unsexy, think about what you have to do today, make a plan.

    Your morning wood will be gone by the time you've gone through your day in your head.

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    • Easier said than done if he's a feisty throbbing pole.

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