Guys what’s the worst thing to happen your nuts?

I just managed to spill hot coffee on my firend’s nuts. I tripped over my cat and it splashed from his chest to down there. I feel really bad :(

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  • MonteMetcalfe

    I imagine having your scrotum torn open by a cat claw or something and having one of the boys hanging out of the sack suspended by a sperm duct or blood vessel.

    That would be bad.

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    • LloydAsher

      Almost castrated. Jesus that must of been brutal.

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      • MonteMetcalfe

        It didn't happen. I just imagine that would be the worst thing to happen.
        Although having someone use a weedwacker on your nuts would be pretty bad too or having an alligator snapping turtle grab hold of your nuts...or laying your sack on an anvil and someone hits it with a hammer. Dry humping an electric eel...etc

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    • Curiouskitten444

      Did that happen to you D:

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      • MonteMetcalfe

        No.

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

    I ruptured them.

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    • LloydAsher

      How does that work? I thought your testies are mostly just sponges.

      Is it like an egg cracking or a meat ball hitting a wall?

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      • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

        Don't know for sure, 13 year old me didn't ask the doctors any questions. All I knew was it was the worst pain I ever felt up to that point in my life to now & that my ball-sack swelled to the size of a kids league baseball (the enlarged kind to make it easier for the kids to hit)
        https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71JAIgWVIrL._AC_SX679_PIcountsize-12,TopRight,0,0_SH20_.jpg
        Like these^^^

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  • LloydAsher

    I guess being born. Was born with hyporgonadism, balls never worked, nor can function. Barely produced testosterone but with TRT that grinded to a halt. So sterility and needing to get my testosterone from a tube.

    The upside to said condition is that I permanently take less critical hit damage from strikes to the groin. How do I know this? Was kicked in the balls and it only hurt alot for 10 seconds. Or when I went skydiving and my groin harness got shoved far up into my chest. Only mildly uncomfortable while my buddy who was skydiving too and coincidentally also had the same issue keeled over after getting to the ground.

    Seeing how I cant change said inborn condition I can only see the upsides.

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    • I’m sorry to hear that, mate.

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      • LloydAsher

        Eh it sucked when I got broken that news when I was 20. (Also kinda the reason I was discharged from the navy with no benefits except the GI bill) but I've gotten over it.

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        • MonteMetcalfe

          That sucks that they accepted you into the Navy then discharged you with no benefits. You did nothing wrong.

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          • LloydAsher

            Yeah that's why I had "honorable" stamped on my discharge. It was like pulling teeth to those administration bastards.

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  • Trichfuzz

    My good friend had their nuts bit by a Rottweiler.

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    • MonteMetcalfe

      Fucking Ow.

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  • Unknown_player

    im cringing and i aint even a man

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    i left some on the porch for the birds but a squirrel stole them

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    • They want to a good cause, don’t feel sorry.

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  • DADNSCAL

    Hot coffee or water would be pretty bad but a guy I worked with tried to step over a running conveyor and slipped and sat right down on it. It almost ripped his nuts off and they had to sew them back on. I never knew if he was normal again.

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    • Willybob2

      Ouch!

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      • DADNSCAL

        Yeah. I wasn't there but they said the screams were blood curdling and the EMT's had to sedate him to get him to the hospital.

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        • Willybob2

          OMG! I can't imagine the pain.

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  • Lusty-Argonian

    I mean I'm getting them surgically removed soon. So im sure if they could talk they'd say that. Otherwise we'll im a masochist. I'm sure if they could talk they'd say oh God help us

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    • LloydAsher

      More power to you I guess.

      I'm effectively chemically castrated so welcome to the club?

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    • RoseIsabella

      Why?

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      • PurpleHoneycomb

        I imagine they're trans and getting the procedure known as "bottom surgery".

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        • Lusty-Argonian

          Exactly this right here. Unfortunately just the orchiectomy. Saving for srs would take wayyy longer at my current income rate and spironolactone is a cock sucker I'd rather not take anymore

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        • RoseIsabella

          Right on, thanks.

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      • Lusty-Argonian

        Why to wich part?

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  • trexagireve

    My wife squized them in her hand while I was giving her doggy style in order to cum inside her

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  • randypete

    I got bitten by a dog in my nuts

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    • LloydAsher

      Ooof

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    I use to skate and grind handrails and a few times I had slipped up and landed on my nuts on the rail. I got a video somewhere of it on my phone.

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