Flies are bastards

I HHHAAAATTTTEEEE flies! There's one flying around me now as I'm typing this! It's flying around me, in front of me, distracting me, landing on me! I LOATHE flies with the passion of a million burning suns! Some of the frustrating and irritating wastes of space that Satan curses us with!

I don't care if they break down rubbish, and stuff, they're Hellspawn to me - the work of the Devil, disgusting, germ-ridden pieces of crap, constantly annoying you, landing on your food, buzzing about your drinks, sometimes drowning themselves in them!

They look disgusting, and come from nauseating maggots! EUGH! Some of the foulest creatures to exist on this world!

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  • A massive fly buzzing round the house the other day. It appears to have eaten all the other ones.

    I thought “Not bad..you’re alright fly…you’re alright”

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  • Yeah, I don't like them either. I got a fly swatter from the dollar store that does wonders. XD

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  • why did I read this title as "files are bastards"?

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  • Yes! Ive had so many houseflies this year its crazy... They always wake me up in the morning by buzzing loudly as if on purpose. I killed one yesterday and literally 5 minutes later a new one appeared.

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  • Mosquitos are the lowest of the low.

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    • I'm more fine with Mosquitos than Flies, at least Mosquitos have a purpose, and are just hungry. Flies are vile.

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  • electrocute them with those electric fly swatters or get those fly killers

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  • If you have a bad fly problem try filling a water bottle half way with apple cider vinegar and a few drops of dish soap, in my experience it works better than fly strips.

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