Feminist waitress bit my hotdog

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So, I just need to know if this is normal because it has happened on multiple occasions.

I'm constantly being used by women, who are conspiring against me in hopes of a free meal.

The other day, I was dining at a Michelin 5 star establishment, called applebees, and after I had ordered, i noticed my hotdog had a bite in it when it arrived at my table. I inquired to my waitress, wondering what was happening.

She promptly replied. 'That's not your hotdog, its OUR hotdog.this is a date. We're on a date, and you're buying. It's the man's job'

I tried to tell her i wasn't attracted to her. I'm a homosexual. She didn't listen and took a large glug of my drink and slapped the check on the table.

She then said "thanks for dinner. Hey can you watch my rabbit?" And proceeded to throw a rabbit on the table and disappear.

Is this what gender equality looks like????

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Based on 16 votes (7 yes)

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KholatKhult

2 years ago | pl

Communist queen girlboss moment

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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

2 years ago | pl

what else can you recount that didnt happen in real life

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Anonymous Post Author

2 years ago

Is it gender equality if you accept a sweet skateboard in exchange for a date like a simple whore?

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megadriver

2 years ago

Hallucinations are a sign something's very wrong with you. Go see a doctor dude.

Also who dafuq carries a rabbit with them at all times? Where the hell do you live? Cartoon world, where anyone can pull anything out of their ass? I call BS.

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1234tellmethatyoulovememore

2 years ago

Get the bun a friend. They appreciate it

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  2 years ago
  
  Cutest advice of all time. Don't worry, I'll establish and entire rabbit society including social enrichment rabbit groups and small business like bowties. Just because women are absolutely horrendous (jk) doesn't mean I'll be a bad rabbit daddy. Off to the organic kale market!!!
  
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Anonymous Post Author

2 years ago

You mean your post? Nah, this is totally different. It actually happened.

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Cuntsiclestick

2 years ago

This post makes me want a corn dog.

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trexagireve

2 years ago

Perfectly normal, every married man knows that

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Jamie_Sulky

2 years ago

something something scizo moment

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NarutoUzumaki

2 years ago

Gaslight. Gatekeep. Girlboss.

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Rocketrain

2 years ago

First mistake you made when you post this fake story is saying the word feminist. They never say the phrase "it's the man job".

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Anonymous Post Author

2 years ago

Thanks for dinner, by the way. How's my rabbit? Well I guess he's your rabbit now. Gender equality.

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MonteMetcalfe

2 years ago

Wait...what???

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Boojum

2 years ago

"Is this what gender equality looks like?"

No, this is what psychosis looks like.

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Vvaas

2 years ago

cooking like a chef im a 5 star michelin

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RoseIsabella

2 years ago

Was this before, or after you opened your eyes, looked around and realized you were living in your mother's basement?

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Somenormie

2 years ago

Feminists are bitches.

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