Facial hair theory

I have a theory, not a good theory, but hear me out. The more hair one has on their body (head to toe) the closer they are to their ancestral ape form. (If you believe in evolution and what not)

What about muttonchops?

Idiot who talks about unicorns lectures people on facial hair.

Up next, on sick sad world.

I'm fully bearded and balding, so that checks out. I'm also 21 with an otherwise young-looking face, so I think I look weird without it

I love beards. Men grow hair on their face because it should be there. I think just about every man looks better with a beard

I shave because I cant grow a proper beard. But as soon as I can I'll grow a good ol dwarf beard..

Im excited about my beard becauae I could not even grow one until I was about 29. I didnt start getting a lot of facial hair until late 20s. Ppl always say i have a thick beard. I like jt.

I had a beard for many years simply because I'm a lazy bastard and didn't like shaving.

I shaved it off when it started to go grey, so I guess that proves I'm more vain than I am lazy.

I shave clean because I can't grow one... Not sure if I would grow anything substantial even if I could, though.

what if im tryinta simulate a squirrel on my face?

https://youtu.be/_526ntOBwAE

It's funny more than anything else.

My man has a goatee. I prefer him in just a mustache though.