Facial hair theory

Facial hair indicates a man's personality and/or lifestyle.

Goatee guy is poor and trash in general. Mustache guy is living in the 80s or doing Movember, thinking he's super socially aware. Beard guy is either in the 70s, a lazy hoppy brewing millenial, or a bald guy making up for it.

Clean shaven man is an elusive unicorn.

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