Dumbest pet names you can think of
From the anon who brought you "Dumbest baby names you can think of..", with special thanks to Tinybird for asking what I'd name my pets.
Pets don't speak our language. So who cares, right?
It's not like they'll get bullied or offended for having a weird or shitty name. No consequences. What's the weirdest shit name you can think of for your pets? Vote and comment.
| Other (fucking comment, hehe) | 0 | |
| Stinky | 1 | |
| What is wrong with you | 0 | |
| Retard | 0 | |
| Ingrate | 0 | |
| Killer | 0 | |
| Litterbox | 0 | |
| Dog's droppings (name for a brown colored cat) | 1 | |
| Pissbaby | 0 | |
| Doorbell (name for a parrot that won't shut up) | 0 | |
| Zombie (name for turtoise, turtle, or other slow moving animal) | 0 | |
| Tinybird | 2 | |
| Psycho | 0 | |
| Narcissistic Personality Disorder | 1 | |
| That's Hysterical | 0 | |
| Donald Trump | 0 | |
| Fartman | 1 | |
| Minion | 0 | |
| Draco Malfoy | 2 | |
| JK Rowling (name for a tiny small type dog breed: chihuahua) | 0 | |
| Chicken Nuggets (name for pet chicken) | 0 | |
| Cheeseburger (name for pet mouse) | 0 | |
| Ham (name for pet pig) or Hamburger | 0 | |
| Milk Titties (name for pet cow) or Beef Steak (name for pet bull) | 0 | |
| Red Bull (name for pet bull) | 0 | |
| Eggs (name for pet chicken) | 0 | |
| Wool (name for pet sheep) | 0 | |
| A to B (name for riding horse) | 0 | |
| Transportation device (name for pet horse) | 0 | |
| Dishwasher (name for pet raccoon) | 0 | |
| Shoes (name for pet dog that you train to get your shoes) | 0 | |
| Mail (name for pet dog that you train to get your mail) | 0 | |
| Shit-eater (name for pet rabbit) | 0 | |
| Temporary (name for pet goldfish that you don't intend to keep) | 0 | |
| Bullshit (name for a pet that shits a lot and won't listen to orders) | 0 | |
| Assasin (name for pet dog) | 0 | |
| Bodyguard (name for pet hamster) | 0 | |
| Devil (name for pet squirrel that has horn-like ears) | 0 | |
| Boyfriend or Girlfriend (to confuse other people) | 0 | |
| Kissyface (to gross people out) | 0 | |
| Drown him (to creep people out) | 0 | |
| Undead zombie (name for pet guinea pig) | 0 | |
| Nine lives (name for cat) | 1 | |
| Kill me | 0 | |
| Criminal | 0 | |
| Al Capone | 0 | |
| Prostitute (to really creep people out) | 1 | |
| Hostage (your pet only likes you because Stockholm syndrome) | 1 | |
| Terrorist | 1 | |
| Kill everyone | 0 | |
| Killing machine | 1 | |
| Sandwich | 0 | |
| Meatloaf | 0 | |
| Dinner (for a pet you plan to eventually butcher and eat) | 0 | |
| Get Lost (for a pet you plan to eventually let loose in the wild) | 0 |