Dumbest pet names you can think of

Get a black rooster and name him black cock

Look up "HP Lovecraft Cat Name".

When people tell me "I don't name my pets", I tend to assume they do this... behind closed doors.

I voted Terrorist but retard is just as good. Also, glad I inspired this post!

My brother named his cat " Dink ", not sure what that word is.

Transportation Device and Boyfriend made me chuckle. Ingrate would suit a lot of house cats.

The worse pet name is Loki for a cat. There's probably a million cats running around right now with that name, and it's completely uncreative just to copy a name because everyone else does it.

I literally just had a dream about a little, white poodle who had a a stupid name, but I forgot her name as soon as I had awoken. I wanted to go back to sleep to dream about the little dog again, and I saw my dead mother in the dream too.

I had a hamster named turbo and a cat named bean

Fire, or Rape

Didnt read it but chose fart man because my dog has putrid farts.

Bucket

this reminds a lot of the insane woman who my mum used to watch on facebook live back when i lived at home. she had no teeth, was usually high or drunk off her ass and was always fighting with her boytoy lover - you know, typical trash you'd see on facebook live. she got a cat during the pandemic, named it 'covid cat'. for some reason i find that much funnier than just 'covid'.

Beth.

Gotta go with Draco Malfoy. The name just *sounds* very stupid when you say the whole thing out. It was bad for a human, it's even worse for a pet since you're more likely to hear someone say the whole thing randomly.

For a child: "Hey, Draco, come here."
For a pet: "Draco Malfoy! DRACO MALFOY! Here, Draco Malfoy! Here, boy! Draco Malfoy! Draco Malfoy, catch! Go, Draco Malfoy! Wow! Good boy! Good boy, Draco Malfoy."

Reason enough to wear noise-cancelling headphones under earmuffs under a really thick beanie in the middle of Summer.