Do you think i can skip school this way?

I'm too fat n lazy to go to school on friday, I won't be missing much. The plan is to erase my mom alarm on her phone. Hopefully we'll wake up at like 9 and miss school. My mom won't be taking me to school and say I overslept, because she can't drive. Nor does she know how to speak english to the administrators lmfao, so as my Dad.

I honestly thinks it gon work. what y'all think.

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  • bob7

    If i were you i would stop being fat and lazy , not for the looks but because now its 1 day at school then you skip half college then you dont graduate ;)

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  • JewluminatiTits

    Shouldn't you be setting your own alarm anyways? Why does your mom have to wake you up for school? Also, I know that even when I set an alarm I still wake up before it goes off and even if I don't set it I wake up at the right time.

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  • Nickvey

    its a plan i'll give you that, but miss more than ten days a half year and you might have to repeat the entire year, so while it might be fun it might backfire on you. my mother was more understanding, she recognized by my report card all those A s meant if i wanted to go AWOL 4 days a year as a school reward it was fine with her so long as i told her i was taking the day off. So sometimes when convenient i'd be sick and take a day off. then i go hang out on the military base in the bowling alley or gymnasium etc. sip some beer with the troops. i didnt waste it at home with mommy .

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  • SmokeEverything

    School is a waste of time, you'll learn more loitering around anyway.

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  • Calena

    Just tell your mother the truth then. I skip school sometimes because there are teachers who are not really good at teaching or just pure lazy. Plus, I'm confident that I could get more things done if I skip school. At my school, there are students who stayed at home just because they could study more. There are some good teachers though, and the main reason I go to school is so that I won't miss their class.

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  • yaboii

    lmfao this was going to be my first absent of the year and it's the begging of the year as well, also mission failed my mom woke up at the correct time.

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  • wigz

    Sometimes I used to just leave after I got to school and hang out in town. It worked out because if you skipped homeroom you got put on the absent list and the teachers wouldn't write you up since they thought you were absent instead of skipping class. Nowadays that might be difficult with all the surveillance and stuff.

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    • yaboii

      If I miss homeroom, they mark you unexcused for all your classes, unless your parents called in and said that you were sick. So that wouldn't work for me.

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  • Kevinevan

    I cant say because it makes no sense. If your mom can't drive why would she need to oversleep?

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    • yaboii

      There's somethin called a bus. It comes at 6:50 am. If we oversleep I miss it then hopefully no school.

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      • Kevinevan

        I see. Sounds like a great plan.

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