Do you suspect that other users have ever licked windows?

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Think about it. In my humble opinion, some users hide their lack of intelligence rather well.

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  • dude_Jones
    3 months ago | pl

    Probably not. But certain users enjoy acting like window lickers, even tho they are actually smart enough to use a computer.

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  • Wow3986
    3 months ago | pl

    It sounds like you've licked windows.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 months ago | pl

      The word on the street is that you are a witch hunter. Ive heard ruminations that you have bad breath. Some say dogs can sense that you have a sexual interest in them.

      I’m getting real paranoid. Surely, your bad breath is a mark of the devil. Go away, evil one.

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  • YE
    3 months ago | pl

    I was found of exhaling on window glass, then making drawings into my breath as a kid.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 months ago | pl

      That’s artistic creativity. You were taking windows to a whole new level.

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      • YE
        3 months ago | pl

        Yes, I was the master of stick figure drawings back then.

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  • Somenormie
    3 months ago | pl

    More than likely yes.

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  • Curiouskitten444
    3 months ago | pl

    I've never heard this term before XD

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  • raisinbran
    3 months ago | pl

    But I love the taste of Windex

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  • darefu
    3 months ago | pl

    Lick windows? Like licking your computer? Or a real pane of glass?

    Lick it, like with your tongue, or like kicked it's butt?

    So many thoughts, maybe a Mac would solve the issue!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 months ago | pl

      Lick the glass like a retard licks a window on the school bus.

      Note: This also includes licking the inside of a steamy glass shower door. Lois Griffin on the Family Guy loves to lick shower doors because she has too much pent up sexual energy.

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  • Lusty-Argonian
    3 months ago | pl

    I liked windows when I was a little kid. Apparently I thought I was a cat or something idk before my memory starts

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  • PurpleHoneycomb
    3 months ago | pl

    I don't think I'm that intelligent. I hope I'm not an idiot though.

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