Do you suspect that other users have ever licked windows?

Think about it. In my humble opinion, some users hide their lack of intelligence rather well.

Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 13 ) Sort: best | oldest
  • Probably not. But certain users enjoy acting like window lickers, even tho they are actually smart enough to use a computer.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • It sounds like you've licked windows.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • The word on the street is that you are a witch hunter. Ive heard ruminations that you have bad breath. Some say dogs can sense that you have a sexual interest in them.

      I’m getting real paranoid. Surely, your bad breath is a mark of the devil. Go away, evil one.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • I was found of exhaling on window glass, then making drawings into my breath as a kid.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • That’s artistic creativity. You were taking windows to a whole new level.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • Yes, I was the master of stick figure drawings back then.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
  • More than likely yes.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • I've never heard this term before XD

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • But I love the taste of Windex

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Lick windows? Like licking your computer? Or a real pane of glass?

    Lick it, like with your tongue, or like kicked it's butt?

    So many thoughts, maybe a Mac would solve the issue!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • Lick the glass like a retard licks a window on the school bus.

      Note: This also includes licking the inside of a steamy glass shower door. Lois Griffin on the Family Guy loves to lick shower doors because she has too much pent up sexual energy.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • I liked windows when I was a little kid. Apparently I thought I was a cat or something idk before my memory starts

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • I don't think I'm that intelligent. I hope I'm not an idiot though.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
Add A Comment