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The Thousand Dong Stare

M'lady, I doth declare it -
the truth, and nothing more -
That I am straight, I swear it -
Though m'lord exits the back door.

M'lady, please don't think me
Rude and implacable.
M'lord doth wish to drink me,
For I am barebackable.

M'lady, I'm no strange one
Whereof I get my kicks.
But, do you derange one
With your lack of dicks.

Is it normal, m'lady
That though I straight must be
I'd slop a poll today'dy
For him I do lust, he.

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Comments ( 11 )
  • SkullsNRoses
    1 year ago

    If the Middle Ages had IIN bards would post this shit every week.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      Mayhaps it be in the realm of reason for an amorous lover of the fair kind to want for piercing thro' by his lordship's lance? I doth swear it, sire, that I love singly maidenhood.

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  • Tinybird
    1 year ago

    What do you think of my song lyrics I just came up with:

    *Instrumental*

    Dry your eyes, my darling,
    Time has come for me to fly (go?),
    Many happy times were shared,
    They will never die.

    *Instrumental*

    Dry your eyes, my darling,
    'Tis the way that things must be,
    Many happy tears were shed,
    but time won't wait for me.

    Hold me close, my darling,
    I don't want to see you cry,
    Though it's hard to say goodbye,
    Our memories will not die.

    Take my hand, my darling,
    I must now leave you behind,
    Love was not for me to find,
    I'm unable to rewind....

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    • Michael1991
      1 year ago

      Nice one

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  • Somenormie
    1 year ago

    Yosh

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  • Grunewald
    1 year ago

    It's an obscene poem that probably shouldn't exist, but it is skilfully written.

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  • Holzman_67
    1 year ago

    I think it’s brilliant

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  • ospry
    1 year ago

    Thy words hath moistened m'lady's undergarments! I declare indeed, she gusheth forth as if a geyser of burning, womanly desire

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  • Tommythecaty
    1 year ago

    Nothing.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    1 year ago

    Well it does fit into this website at least. XD

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  • Yaidin
    1 year ago

    Hickory dickery dickery dock
    a little mouse went up my
    Deception

    He ran out of like when he reached the top
    and made a bad landing on his
    Deception

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