Do men know where their buttholes are?

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To clarify: could men touch their buttholes with precise accuracy without looking? I know this sounds like a stupid question but I seriously want to know. I am not judging and I am not here to start fights. I was watching tiktok and this girl said her boyfriend, male friend and dad did not know the exact location of where their buttholes were without looking. (Obviously everyone knows generally where a butthole is located). Saying “I could not locate/touch the exact spot of my butthole without multiple tries or without looking.” She knew this info because she was doing an enema and her bf asked her how she found her butthole so easily. So does this go for most men or does this girl just happen to have some men in her life that do not know this information? Please answer honestly and seriously. Thank you.

I am a woman and I know men that do 3
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  • 1WeirdGuy
    3 years ago

    They really post some dumb shit on tiktok. My wife asked me "do men really get boners when they poop. Thats what it said on tiktok thats why yall poop so long"

    Theyre just making shit up for views. Idk how someone wipes their asses without knowing where it is. It doesnt move.

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    • Boojum
      3 years ago

      I put that TikTok comment in the file labelled, "Sweeping Generalisations That Aren't Entirely Baseless".

      I can't recall ever getting a full erection when I had a bowel movement, but it's not unusual for there to be some growth.

      I've never been interested in taking it up the bunghole, I definitely don't find shit or shitting erotic, and I don't have erotic fantasies while sitting on the throne, so it's just a physiological response. Since people vary, I wouldn't be surprised if some guys get a lot harder than I ever have. I also wouldn't be surprised if there are guys who are a lot more into the idea of taking it up the ass than they want to admit, so their lizard brain responds to a big turd stimulating their anus by triggering an erection.

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    • LloydAsher
      3 years ago

      I sit on the toilet for 30 minutes because that's my thinking chair. My best writing ideas come to me when I'm blasting music and having a relaxed anus.

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  • megadriver
    3 years ago

    You usually learn your body parts in childhood. Locating your anus is not much different than locating your balls, or your left nipple, or whatever...
    You wipe everyday don't you? Don't matter if you're a man, or a woman. The movement/ muscle memory is the same.

    Tiktok is just garbage posted for views. Like instagram, but on steroids.

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    • CountessDouche
      3 years ago

      Stop.

      Lying.

      I saw you swiping your left eye with toilet paper.

      Then inexplicably going towards your belly button in a futile attempt to locate your poop chute.

      This is why I get all my information from tiktok. It's scientificly accurate.

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      • megadriver
        3 years ago

        Fine, you got me... This is why us men take so long when taking a dump.

        We don't browse facebook, or look at stuff online to pass the time, we are desperately searching for our asses! It's like the damn thing moves every time I go into the bathroom!

        On a more serious note, it's like tiktok has become the new buzzfeed or huffington post... Total nonsense, but with a cult following.

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        • CountessDouche
          3 years ago

          Huff post article with instructions for locating the illusive anus is something I would bookmark, not gonna lie.

          It appears the retards have migrated to new pastures. Flocking on an app that gives chunky teenagers a platform to lip sync bieber songs makes sense. I like that it's now being innudadated with medical factoids like the truth that men have no idea where their buttholes are.

          Sex between gay men must be like throwing darts in the dark. It's a miracle it happens at all since no one has any idea where the vacinity of the male butthole even is. Is it behind your ear? The world will never know.

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        • dude_Jones
          3 years ago

          No worries, dude.

          Butt darts is trending. By the middle of next week it will be old news.

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  • Mini69
    3 years ago

    Without looking! How the fuck does anyone male or female look at their own butt hole?

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  • Sanara
    3 years ago

    It just sounds weird to me that people of any gender cant locate their own body parts, I thought everyone could, unless having some disorder that lowers coordination or being drunk or something like that

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    3 years ago

    whats a butthole?

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  • olderdude-xx
    3 years ago

    How would they "look"? I think that's anatomically impossible unless someone was extremely deformed?

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  • anabnormal_guy
    3 years ago

    i masterbate in a really weird way so I do know the exact location

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  • Boojum
    3 years ago

    I can't remember the details, but I recently read about a woman who posted on some social media platform a comment along the lines of: "Wow!!! I just discovered that I can pee while I have a tampon in! How cool is that!?!?!"

    Some people are very repressed and extremely squeamish about everything "down there". I'm sure more women than men are like this, but I'm also sure there are men who believe that if they pay any attention to their anus, that would mean they're gay.

    I wonder if the TikToker took what the guys said at face value, or if she tested them to make sure they weren't having her on. "Daddy, could you do something for me please? It's for TikTok, and it'll help me grow my followers. First, stand here in front of me facing away. Okay, now drop your pants and briefs and bend over. Now, touch your anus without looking."

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  • Meowypowers
    3 years ago

    oops. there it is!

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  • Sadperson
    3 years ago

    Need a mirror.

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