Did this woman at university really think i was masturbaing?

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Where I went to university it is normal to leave your stuff on the desk, go to the toilet and get the person next to you to keep an eye on it while you are gone.

Well I kindly asked this woman and she was like sure. The toilets are down the other end of the library so I had to walk there, go in, poo, wipe, wash my hands and walk back. It took 10 minutes. How long it takes people to poo does vary based on if they are having trouble going or not.

Yes, she did and she loved it as well. 5
Yes, she did but did not think about it any more. 3
No, she knew you were just going for a poo and was teasing you about that. 13
I don't know, I was not there to see her. 14
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  • samiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    6 years ago

    Don't poop in public facilities

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      Why wouldn't I poo in public facilities when public toilets are clean where I live?

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      • samiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
        6 years ago

        Exactly

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          6 years ago

          Sorry what were you meaning by your original comment. Where you telling me I should not poo in public facilities? The you said exactly. Not sure what you mean? Sorry.

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  • UnabashedUser
    6 years ago

    Somewhere there's a government funded (your money) study that timed thousands of people as to how long it took to unload various types of turds and analyzed the data.

    Undoubtedly lawyers were involved as they know a lot of shit.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      Hahaha! Oh really I did not know there was such a study. They really study everything don't they.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    6 years ago

    She was just joking with you and most likely didn't care about what you were doing in the bathroom.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      Ahhh, it was nice she has a sense of humour. :) Sadly at times I can come across disinterested when women are like that because I am not sure about the joke I should make back or how she would take it if I make a joke back. I mean if she was teasing me in fun about going poo then I am a relaxed person that would love to make some joke back to her but at the same time not knowing if she would find it funny or weird would stop me.

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  • RoseIsabella
    6 years ago

    When someone takes a while in the bathroom I always assume that the person is taking a nice constipated dump... but seriously, ten minutes is really not a long time at stool.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      I don't think 10 minutes is very long to take a dump. Maybe she just worked out I was taking a dump and was not grossed out about it and has a sense of humour so she decided to try and tease me about it as in just having fun.

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  • Handyman
    6 years ago

    Why would she think that, or is it normal at your university?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      No, it is not normal. It is just the look she gave me that was all.

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