Deal or no deal 2

You're a controversy-free celebrity with effectively unlimited money and time to do whatever you want. However, every time you meet someone you'd like to be friends with or who you're attracted to, you have an 8% chance of shitting yourself in their presence

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  • How bad's the shit? Full on log or a hershey squirt?

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    • Like any shit you'd leave in the toilet, but in your pants

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  • am i immune to any future controversies? or would i get cancelled on twitter when i inevitably shit myself in front of some other celebrity at an event

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    • Shitting yourself wouldn't be seen as controversial, just incredibly embarrassing for you if there were any paparazzi around. You could still get yourself cancelled if you did or said the wrong thing

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      • that's a no from me then. i'd 100% get too intoxicated one night, say some controversial shit, deal with the public reaction terribly and then have to live my life no longer famous but still at a constant risk of shitting myself in front of an attractive woman. the nipple one was a better deal.

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        • Sobriety's not an option for you?

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          • me personally? no lmao. probably an option for most other people tho so maybe i'm the outlier here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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            • Smh we really need to get that DS of yours fixed

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    • Enit, that's the deal breaker.

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  • Lmaoo

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  • Easy, just be the celebrity known for IBS

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  • Quite the pessimist.

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  • Adult diapers here I come!

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    • That’s impressive. Here I am ready to live shit in me granny panties.

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      • Thanks, I recently had to buy adult diapers for my 86 year old father, so I figure I'd just have to buy more. 😁

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    • Foolish mortal. You think mere adult diapers will quell the storm your bowels will unleash?

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      • It would probably depend on what I'm eating.

        I think you're just looking for an excuse to talk about diarrhea, but diarrhea is no joke. Let me tell you there are few things equal to the experience of dealing with a chronically constipated elderly person who has taken too many stimulant laxatives behind your back.

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