Deal or no deal?

You can have the ability to teleport anywhere in the world just by thinking of the location, but each time you use this ability your nipples move 0.1 cm closer together until they eventually merge

Deal 18
No deal 2
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  • JellyBeanBandit

    Obviously you should take deal. Even if you'd never use it because you don't want your nipples to look funny, you would still have the option, which could come in handy for emergencies. Like if you were being mugged then you could just teleport away, or if you needed to get to the hospital asap then you could just teleport there. That'd be worth the nipples moving 1mm closer together.

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  • litelander8

    After the nipples meet in the middle do they cross patches and continue until they reach the other tiddy? Like keep going across your back? Or do you run out of turns once they meet?

    I’m down either way. It would probably become a sign of high social status.

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  • ibrokemyds

    just the nipples? or do i also end up with a weird uniboob?

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  • Meowypowers

    Solo nip is well travled

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  • SkullsNRoses

    Easy yes, once my nipples merged I would dazzle people with my wonder nipple.

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  • raisinbran

    No deal. I think about locations all the time. What happens when I ‘think’ myself to outer space or a volcano? Do the nipples move by themselves or do I need surgery every time?

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    • You'd end up with a giant mononipple while floating in the vacuum of space

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  • Lusty-Argonian

    Definitely deal. -buys large bag and ski mask and gloves. Teleports into Fort nox stuffing bag teleports out easy worth .2cm

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  • darefu

    I'm getting old, when I lay down they are pretty far apart, anything that could bring them back up, out of the arm pits might be worth it. I'll stop when I get them back where I want them.

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  • Wow3986

    This is offensive to people that have no nipples.

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    • Somenormie

      ok boomer

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      • Wow3986

        Ok bigot.

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  • LloydAsher

    Is there no cool down time? Do I have to physically visit a place or is it like jumper and as long as I have a good idea about the place i can teleport?

    Am I the only one that can teleport?

    When i teleport what radius outside of my body teleports with me?

    Will momentum carry through the teleport, if I'm free falling can I teleport to cancel my terminal velocity? Does that apply to what I'm carrying as well if it can teleport with myself?

    The average distance between nipples in men is 21 centimeters. Roughly you can go 210 teleports before you have a mononipple.

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  • Grunewald

    That might actually be quite useful. I would stop short of acquiring the full mono-nipple though.

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