Dead turkey in the mailbox

You ever stuff a dead turkey in a neighbors mailbox then hide out in the bush waitimg for the mailman? If you aint yous a no good son of a bitch

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  • For that to work, either the mailbox would have to be fricking huge or the turkey some sort of a mutant midget.

    I suppose you could get a 30 pound turkey complete with feathers, head and feet into the classic American rural mailbox, but you'd need to use a mallet, and it would likely get kinda messy for the prankster.

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    • are you callin the op a jive ass turkey?

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    • It took about 30 minutes. We used a stick if I remember right. It was a huge turkey and a medium mailbox. It was taking up every inch of space in there. The hardest part was getting the door closed

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  • That must be a damn BIG mailbox.

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    • It wasnt. We used a rubber mullet to beat it in and a stick to cram the sides of it in. We also decapitated it and left the head at the front door.

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  • Turkey wouldn’t fit in no mailbox ya drongo.

    I put a people in a pine though.

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  • Every Tuesday

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  • Then cook it.

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    • They cant prove the turkey didnt fly in the mailbox and get stuck

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      • Sounds like the sense of humour of someone on here who often makes me laugh...

        Thank you.

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