Cupcake cat

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I have this really strange and frankly weird habit of cupcaking my lovely black cat!! It all started when I inadvertently slipped a fart out infront of the mrs and she had the damn cheek to say that my nether regions outbreaks could turn a cat to stone!! Well I know I ain’t the best of looking chaps but also I ain’t no Medusa so in my curiosity I decided to grab my next outburst of flatulence in my hand whilst as luck would have it my little feline friend just so happened to be snuggled up next to me... well the aforementioned blow of air was caught and placed cunningly right at the end of the of my puddy cwats nose!!
I hear the drums drumming in anticipation...
the cat looked up in a way I’ve never seen licked it’s left paw then it’s own arse and fell back off into its dream of catching mice!! It was two days till I saw the other half just to gloat that no........ they ain’t that bad after all

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  • Boojum
    5 years ago

    "Cupcaking"?

    One of the things I like about IIN is that I can rely on members to teach me something new every day. Most often it's something gross and totally useless, but it's nice to keep learning new stuff.

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    • megadriver
      5 years ago

      I now right... IIN is the encyclopedia of useless slang XD

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    My cat's farts are fleeting, and ephemeral. We are all unworthy of felines, and should thereby rejoice in their flatulence.

    Seriously, my cat doesn't notice my farts.

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  • IrishPotato
    5 years ago

    Every day..

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago

    This reminds me of the time one of my brothers farted in my dog, Blackie's face. She bit his ass and would not let go. He got what he deserved since he knew she always reacted poorly to being made fun of. XD

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  • BlindSpot
    5 years ago

    Why be awful, when you can be nice

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