Could you sleep next to this guy

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My lovely roommate has this oh-so-manly, Prince Charming, hotshot boyfriend. He's gross, I can't stand him, but everyone says he's sooooo hot, and sooooo masculine.

Well, he's not. He is disgusting when he sleeps, drools everywhere, snores like a bulldog, sprawls out, and farts in his sleep with his stupid hair in a bun on top of his head (He looks like an idiot. And he is one)

She thinks it's cute how he's such a mess in his sleep cause he's "Mr Perfect" and "so put together" when he's awake. I don't know how anyone can stand his snoring and drooling all over the bed. I really can't believe she's with him. Am I crazy?

Yes I could sleep next to him 18
No I would make him sleep on the couch 14
I wouldn't date him 30
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  • Freedom_
    6 years ago

    Look inside yourself to find what's reeally bothering you about him.

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  • JellyBeanBandit
    6 years ago

    Everything you mentioned are things that are impossible for him to even know about, let alone control. He's literally unconscious.

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  • MR.mr
    6 years ago

    the snoring thing is a legitimate complaint if it's keeping you up

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  • Testpost2
    6 years ago

    all of that sounds pretty hot except the man bun thing

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  • charli.m
    6 years ago

    Not really your concern...

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  • Cottontail
    6 years ago

    If he snores very loudly, it's possible that he has sleep apnea, which can be deadly. You can tell him that he might want to get checked. He can't help that he drools and farts, but I think you have a right to not have him in your shared dorm room!

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  • Justmehere
    6 years ago

    I had an old college roomate who, while a nice guy otherwise, snored and snorted like a wild boar when he slept. Could actually hear him outside the door, in the hallway. I put up with it as long as I could, but one night, told him..I don't know if you're aware or not, but..You snore and make noises like a pig at night, and I can't sleep. Thankfully, that was also the year I met my gf, and stayed in her room pretty much every night. He thought it was for sex (and it was), but it was also about getting away from the snoring train across the room.

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  • Nickvey
    6 years ago

    he sounds like a damn fool . snoring is usually a sign of obesity not to mention health issues and farting is s sure sign of eating foods that are not digested by humans but digested by bacteria so he eats all wrong as well. perfect a disaster in the making.

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