Convincing hillbillies that jesus is asian
The Souths favorite sky hippie that died to save us! The surprisingly Eastern European looking sandal wearing giant who seems to hang out in little backwoods churches in Tennessee and Alabama and make fat half wits scream and act crazy, The entity who loved his creation so much that he made a place to torment & torture for all who break the rules who cant solve the riddles and hints within a certain amount of time. The man with flowing Brown locks who is away on business for an extended amount of time & seems to be concerned about money and politics and has a Spanish/Dominican name and has a place in the sky for crackers and is the main inspiration for the Bible cannon..well I want to organize a street team to tour the south teaching hillbillies that's Hes either Asian or African & He has decided to stay gone even longer since media outlets (Television,internet etc) can control 10X the amount of docile half wits via a campaign of fear and consumption and blind devotion. Anybody interested?