Australian my foot

Micheal Caton, an Australian born actor, is a fake Australian, the script in its Australianness isn't accurate, he's even playing a role in the movie "Road to Darwin" or something like that where finally he looks and acts like a real Australian! The rest of the time he looks like a gay closet fascist in the guise of Australian behaviour. Australian my foot! A typical, ordinary, everyday Australian, found mostly in Adelaide, is the friendly casual guy cooking snags on the barbie, wears that sort of leather or straw hat (almost like a cowboy hat), and keeps a blue healer, we get none of that in Micheal Caton's movies, and the TV series he acts in is also pseudo-Australian, and what's gayness and transvestism got to do with Australia? What's protecting your house and saying things like "tell him to get stuffed" in a croaky, pig's accent got to do with Australia? Real Australians are nicer than he is, they're ignorant but not impolite, friendly, easy-going folks, like Mark Chopper Reed in the movie "Chopper" when he was talking at the bar and using absolutely no manners and his friend told him he was being very rude, very very rude, this is the way Australians act, they don't act like Micheal Caton, it's fake all over. I don't care where he comes from, he's supposed to act according to the script and director, like a real Australian, but the script of his movies is badly written. What's your opinion?

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  • Shut up and take your meds, hans.

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  • You really need to lay off the drugs dude

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    • Perhaps, but I was drunk, and when I'm drunk I come up with brilliant ideas about what's Australian and what's pseudo-Australian.

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  • We talk like this,

    “You fuckin’ right Hans?..ya stupid cunt”

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  • Time to take your medication, Hansberger.

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    • No way! I'm a perfect-ionist, not a not-perfectionist, I have the optimal mental being, that means I'm sane!

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      • I just took some medication about an hour ago for a myriad of various conditions, and it was virtually painless. My rotator cuff injury, which isn't painless, is bothering me now though.

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        • I know what this weird nonsense implies, a man with an optimal mind needs no meds, wake up! Accept my brain the way it is!

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  • "Last Cab to Darwin" (you could at least have got the title of the movie right) is one of the best movies I've ever seen. And by the way, the dog breed is heeler, not healer: they round up cattle & sheep by going for their heels, they're not doctors!

    You seem to have every stereotype about Australians (who are all men, right?) embedded in your brain, including that there are no gay people or cross dressers in the entire country. Oh and we're all nice, but ignorant and the murdering thug Chopper Reed was friendly and easy going?

    I don't know why I'm bothering to you: you're obviously a troll or delusional.

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    • I'm delusional! That's why I'm saying things on the internet when nobody believes me! :)

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