As michael jackson said: just beat it!

Certain celebrities have always made me so hot that I like to beat my meat just looking at them on TV. They always have their clothes on, of course. Is this normal? Like Phylicia Rashard, who played Bill Cosby's wife. Also Sarah Palin. Remember Debbie Allen before she got fat? Marla Thomas? Sussane Summers? And the list goes on. Respectable women who (with the exception of Ms Summers) did not try to play up that hot starlet, fuck me look. I think it had to do with some kind of earthy, wholesome vibe that attracts me to certain women. I just don't know why I get so hot that I want to stroke my boner. My wife has that same look. She complains that I want too much sex. She thinks that I have a problem. Do I?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    so yalls boner reaches all the way back into the 80s?

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  • dirtybirdy

    As weird al says, just eat it.

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    • Sog

      Compromise: beat it and eat it.

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  • johnho

    The more I see and hear Sarah Palin, she is hot!!

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  • ShutX

    It's somewhere between normal and not normal. It's normal to not be into the norm of what gets people going, its normal to be turned on by women that don't turn everybody else on. I admire it. I doubt that it's normal to get THAT turned on, though. I feel like that would make watching television with your family very difficult.

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  • stankpussy

    i wonder what his penis was like

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  • VirgilManly

    Sarah Palin, respectable?
    You do have a problem.

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