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Yeah, I'm trying to figure out how synced up we are. Lol
| YES! how did you know? | 48 | |
| Just got off of mine | 19 | |
| Been off for a week | 17 | |
| been off for 2 Weeks | 26 | |
| been off for 3 Weeks | 13 | |
| I'm bout to start. pmsing and shit. | 29 | |
| I'm a dude, but I wish I had a period | 46 |
I'm a dude, and yes I am. I have cramps like a motherfucker and my wife is terrified of my PMS, with good reason. I HATE YOU MAN-OVARIES! FUCK!
I'm a dude and I generally do with I had a period (as in I wish I were biologically female, I probably wouldn't be a fan of period itself).
Wow! There are almost as many dudes who wished they had a period as there are menstruating women. Hehe
Someone likely could write a book or screenplay about the impact of TehInterwebz on male menstrual envy/fetishkink stuff. See Rule34 for details? Blood is an aspect of life from it's creation to often it's endings. How could it be other than an Archetype of emotional fancies.
Yes... I didn't have it for about a month and then it just crept up out of the blue! I'm hoping it will come to an end soon!
Would someone care to explain, how the female period thing works? I think it's useful information and I'd like to know more about it.
Furthermore, it is not uncommon in women who spend a lot of time around each other for their cycles to automatically adjust to one another, a process known as "syncing up", hence my reason for creating this poll. It turns out the majority of us are synced up (Do you think we're spending too much time together?) I don't know if the moon cycles are common in different time zones, but here the full moon just began to wane and I am now off of my period. Perhaps the other 10 women who are menstruating are also being controlled by the moon.
Also, many women PMS the week before their period. This usually causes mood swings, so be careful during this week if you have a girlfriend.
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Another interesting fact is that some women experience increased arousal during mensuration. This is a great time to ask for oral favors.
I would like to add to sparrow's answer: If you are on birth control, there is no ovulation that goes on (the egg is not released) so on the final week of a woman's cycle, the lining of the uterus is shed and that is it.
Well... Most women operate on a 30 day schedule, but this can deviate a lot. There's basically only two remarkable bits. There's the second week, which is half way through the cycle. During this time, the woman is most fertile for baby making magic. The egg is released and I guess it just hangs around... Waiting for a sperm or something. Then the final week is the period. Satan incarnate. Basically your uterus sheds all its baby making tissue (it's not blood coming out. it's human tissue. thats worse I think) and rips you apart as punishment for not being knocked up.
It's all controlled by hormonal changes over the course. Woo.
Where's the option tor "I'm a dude, but I want to say WTF!?"
I really didn't need to read tis post title on the home page.
What a question, but I'm not shy. my last period started on 21 Sept and finished on 26 Sept. There4, my next period is due on 19 Oct and should finish on 24 Oct. I'm lucky as my periods are as regular as clock work. xx
Yeah, second day of hell. Yesterday was a bad day for me, I spent half of it curled up in bed.
I don't have mine cuz I'm 15 weeks pregnant but if I wasn't pregnant would have mine in about a week
There was an apple between two d's
Not those silly!
Quite simply
Two lowercase d's
Try as the apple might
He could never win the fight
Stuck between double d's
apple begged them, "Please!"
Yet stayed the d and the d
one day
while lying in bed
he glanced down
and he realized
Those d's were upside down p's
and his p's were upside down d's
"Four d's and four p's!"
"I'm quite special indeed."
and n'vr did apple
grapple
with being a d-apple-d
If my dees are my pees
And my pees are my dees
What, then, is my username, please?
My pees are embattled
My dees beyond addled
So, then, am I now known as "paddled"?
From here until eternity hence
I vow to maintain this pretence
And this, despite "paddled" having a sexual sense.
Yes, I shall let this pass
Even if you terrorise my ass
But only because you were the sassafrass-
-i.
P.S. Something's gone wrong with this poem. I have a spare eye. It's like a jigsaw with one piece too many. Like that time I mistakenly squeezed a Darth Vader piece into Van Gogh's Sunflowers.
Though "paddled" suits you well
Methinks a lady you should quell
Before you snort at this affair
I remind you she'll be wearing underwear
Pink and red and green and purple
But wait, perchance it will be ddurpple?
Satin, silk and cotton
But it's the color, oh how I've forgotten
Yellow, blue, it may be true
But I think it's time for my adieu
Oh yes! The color of the panties
I'll tell you if you sing some shanties
As -i work on terrorizing your ass
-sassafrass
I'm back to the point where I have no fucking idea. Hopefully not today I got enough shit going on.
Any time within the next year. Yes, I am being serious.
Something like a long time ago I believe women pretty much all cycled with the moon. Not so much now. Artificial lights, ya know. But a lot of women do still get it near a full moon. And no I don't have mine now...yay!!!
Surely you cycle with the full moon? With haire so faire and eyes so brighte! How doth the sun illuminate only unto thee, dirtybirdy? Thy beauty doth not wane like the moon inevitable, but waxes always like a plague on mine soul. I pray you give me leave to goe hence for I am in utter woe of thy radiance.