Are women secretly lewd?

I have never met a lewd woman. Never. Do they even exist? Choose below.

Women are inhibited virgins that detest sex. 3
Women are lewd only when the boys are gone. 7
Women only get lewd in bed with the right kind of guy. 23
Other. 17
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Comments ( 37 )
  • jethro

    Actually they are overtly lewd. They just do it with more class than guys do it.

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    • RoseIsabella

      I actually like this response.

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  • leggs91200

    In the right company, women are more lewd and crude than men.

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    • So this is when no men are around, right?

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      • leggs91200

        Typically.
        It is like this. I am transgender, male to female. Women tend to treat me like just one of the girls. That sounds good until you consider that they are often not embarrassed to act gross in front of me. Sometimes I would be tempted to tell them that their asshole sounds nice and tight when they fart but nah, that might be awkward.

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        • IrishPotato

          You're a fucking weirdo.

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          • Being a weirdo on this post is a good thing. How about you? What do you think about female lewdness?

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            • IrishPotato

              Pretty natural.

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          • leggs91200

            Now now, after you lose your virginity you can then have an opinion about female lewdness.

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        • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth

          I like girl asshole to be kind of loose and big

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        • Interesting.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Hey, jackass, not all women are the same! Some women are very lewd, some are prim and proper, but but one thing is for sure, not all women are the same. Women, just like men, are not all the same, idiot stick!

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    • CountessDouche

      Thank you.

      Women are all...wait for it...different people, fucking retard OP.

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      • Please help me with my poll, and pick the category that you think pertains to the most women. I know you're not a prude. Being in bed with you could get scary.

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      • RoseIsabella

        👍🏻

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    • My goodness, you seem angry like a reptile. You must be the inhibited virginal type. Right?

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      • RoseIsabella

        Not angry, or especially prudish, but just pointing out the fact that all women are different.

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        • And also pointing out that I am a jackass, and an idiot stick. This is ok because most women tell me I am these things. Somehow they notice that I am pathetic because I can't get it up. But please be patient with me because I depend on people like you to tell me about the ways of the world. I cannot learn this knowledge from my own experience like you can.

          What numbers of women are in each of the groups in my poll? For example, a slippery dick up the butt isn't for everybody. So let's put the women that don't like it in the virgin group. Some of the remaining women like to brag and would tell their close friends they got a good ass pounding. Let's put these women into the second group, lewd when the boys are gone. The rest would just get lewd with the right guy.

          Lewdness is multifaceted, so you can generalize. Please tell me more and thank you for stooping to help a eunuch that is younger and more out of touch than you are.

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          • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth

            You're breaking it down like science. Savage bro.

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            • Thank you, but these women are giving me thumbs down, because they know I am pathetic. Women make your life so miserable when they don't like you.

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  • joshuasilverstine

    One of my lady friends and her girlfriend are very lewd. Upon her request, I'm going to have sex with some guy friends in front of them for her birthday.

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  • kersery

    social norms exist, so women aren't nearly as open about their sexuality-- at least the straight ones aren't. a lot of queer women i've met are very open about it, though.

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    • But when they get in bed, desires are the only imperative.

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  • McBean

    Of course women are lewd. I had a college girlfriend who liked to piss on me. When I reunited with my high school sweetheart after many years, she enjoyed tying me to the headboard of her bed and torturing me with ice cubes. Just tell the girls that her desires are important to you and that you can only say yes, you can't say no. She'll get kinky in no time.

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    • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth

      Dude the icecube chic is a keeper. What a perverted mind.

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      • McBean

        Mmmmmm, she could make me melt under her spell while she dripped hot wax on me too. After a nice dinner at a good restaurant, she liked to suck me off in the driver's seat of the car for dessert. Her vast and perverted desires were awakened whenever I said, "I surrender all sexual power to you, my erotic goddess." And, that's only the beginning. She was virtuoso of eroticism. God, what a mind.

        Eventually, she dumped me. But, I sigh in bliss whenever I recall the memories. *hand over my heart*.

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    • WOW. Thanks, Bean.

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      • McBean

        No problem, my friend.

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