Americans are not retarded

lol yeah we're kinda retarded. what are ya gonna do though?

Yes they are and that's not okay 8
No they're not 7
Everyone's at least a little retarded 12
Yes they are but it's all good 2
They are? That's cool I guess 5
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  • 555

    Not really, being retarded is an universal trait

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    • LloydAsher

      Humans are smart. People are dumb.

      Darwin award has lots of candidates every year.

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  • MonteMetcalfe

    Well, we don't shit in Water Closets.

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    • ospry

      In America, we have the decency to separate our Shit Closets from our Water Closets

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      • LloydAsher

        People got to stop calling restrooms bathrooms. If it doesnt have a bath or shower it's a restroom. You can even call it a powder room if you want to be fancy.

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        • Wow3986

          You're oppressing people.

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  • I don't really care one way or another what country is "the best" or at least better than other countries. I just find Europeans' penis envy to be really funny. They suffer from a deeply ingrained inferiority complex that they're desperate to distance themselves from

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    • LloydAsher

      Kinda hard to do that when most of their countries are about the size of our states.

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  • bigbudchonger

    Americans aren't retarded. I'm not a fan of the sjw culture that's spread from them, but there's a lot of good people in there, and how the fuck are you going to be retarded when you're... The superpower of the world.

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    • Gambler

      We’re the superpower because we have the world reserve currency. Wouldn’t be the case if it wasn’t the case.

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      • bigbudchonger

        You have the world reserve currency because you're the superpower of the world. The pound sterling used to be the world reserve currency when then the UK was the superpower of the world.

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        • Gambler

          Because the USD is the most stable and trustworthy is why we have the world reserve currency.

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          • bigbudchonger

            Exactly, that comes with being the superpower of the world.

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            • Gambler

              No, are you going to shoot people who don’t deal in USD? Or am I misunderstanding you?

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    • LloydAsher

      Only superpower in the world might I add.

      If all the world ganged up on us and no one used nukes I think we would still hold out.

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      • olderdude-xx

        I would disagree. If canada and the European Countries ganged up on us we would have a hard time just handling them. Add China to the mix and assorted other countires - and I think the USA would go down.

        Right now Russia does not have an effective conventional military. Ukraine has proven that. Even their Navy is hiding behind Crimea because Ukraine will sink it if it moves to the west - and Ukraine does not have a Navy or an effective air-force over the Black Sea.

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        • LloydAsher

          Just saying I think the navy can buy time. Not win. I think canada would take a week.

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          • ospry

            That's where I don't follow your logic. You claim that Canada would fall in only a week, so why did we spend decades in Afghanistan with support from other countries and still failed to accomplish a goddamn thing?

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            • LloydAsher

              Different motivations. Afganistan didnt want what americans thought they wanted. We presumed afganis wanted functional goverment, better schools, and seperation of church and state. They sure as shit didnt fight for that, collapsing immediately.

              Canadians (love them as brothers) enjoy 99% of the same way of governance as we do. Annexation would suck but it would be doable. Plus it helps that their prior goverment didn't want them to be armed, so that's just makes things easier.

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          • olderdude-xx

            The ability to defeat Canada does not by itself allow the US to fend off everyone else. In fact, it bleeds resources needed to fight other opponents.

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            • LloydAsher

              Resources that Canada has and equipment to do so. Plus if its 1vall it would make sense to take on our immediate neighbor. Most of canada lives within 50 miles of the border. Bomb some infistructure throw in a puppet, boom we got some canadian states.

              It's all a hypothetical, it's just one of the first things we would logically do.

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      • ospry

        There's actually some debate about that possibility going on right now. A lot of people seem to believe that we wouldn't be able to handle Russia and China together, let alone any other countries that might join in

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        • LloydAsher

          Without nukes. Yeah I think we can take both China and russia on. Would suck but china and russia lack a navy to counter us.

          China could be blockaded and airstrikes to its oil pipelines would starve china from the inside out.

          Russia is way easier since they are struggling to take on ukrainians with our tech from the 2000s.

          We dont have to win by conquering the capitals. Just cause enough damage where whomever takes over their goverment surrenders.

          Dictatorships cant survive being decapitated. Where as democracies can.

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          • ospry

            Those are only two countries though. You said you believe that the US could win in a war against basically everyone else. I know that was an exaggeration to make a point, but if big enough power like India, Brazil, Germany, or Japan got involved with Russia and China, I don't think America would stand much of a chance

            Technology can be a game-changer in war, but when it comes down to it people are still the ones making strategies, making tough calls, and motivating troops in the face of literal war. "Hard times make hard people, hard leaders make soft times, soft times make soft people." America is definitely in a soft state right now, and I think one of the biggest weaknesses would be trying to find enough people who would actually be willing to serve the cause. The way the modern America focuses primarily on personal comfort, I don't see another Greatest Generation ever making such huge sacrifices for the sake of their country

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            • PurpleHoneycomb

              It's also worth mentioning that India seems to be developing a closer relationship with China and Brazil is doing the same with Russia. That's not even including all of the smaller powers that are friendly with the two countries such as North Korea and Cuba. It's also fairly unlikely that the middle east is going to side with us after the last two decades.

              We have a lot more enemies now than people like to think. We have just as many allies, but still.

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  • Elevator_music

    No Europeans are on a high horse

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  • normal-rebellious

    I voted everyone's at least a little retarded, all your questions in your poll are negative, I couldn't find a positive one to vote for. That's all I can say, thus I'll bide my time.

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    • Wow3986

      That's offensive to the mentally disabled.

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      • normal-rebellious

        Thank you, but that's my vote as compared to yours, accept it! You can learn a little bit about someone from reading their profiles, the words are evidence of your nature.

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        • Wow3986

          So you think mocking the mentally disabled is something to be proud of? So basically, you hate the mentally disabled.

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          • normal-rebellious

            That's blowing things completely out of proportion, I never mocked the mentally disabled, I hate the mentally disabled and love the emotionally disabled, like my housemate, that's all I love, mentally disabled people are at the ready to be dangerous, crushing my hand, you have no idea how dangerous these people are, try talking to Hannibal Lector and see if he's not going to kill you and eat you.

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            • Wow3986

              So pretty much, you're a racist bigot?

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            • LloydAsher

              Got to agree. I feel only pity for the mental deficient. Being too stupid to comprehend even the most basic of social norms.

              If I had to choose to be mentally retarded or dead. I'd choose being dead. Sure those simpletons can feel happy about their situation. Being anything less than my current state of awareness would be existential hell to me.

              I thank god everyday that my extra chromosome did not make me retarded. Though it did shave off 10-20 genetic iq. Both my brothers are geniuses in their own right. Not that I pity myself, just that I cant imagine being worse than what I started with.

              I was inteligent enough to know I was starting behind. When I was in special ed in elementary school the ones who didn't know lived in blissful ignorance to their situation.

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  • Somenormie

    I don't view Americans as retarded I guess the ones who do intentionally dumb stuff are the retarded ones.

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    • LloydAsher

      It's the ones who think they are smart and are unable to be dumb are the dangerous ones.

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  • Wow3986

    Again, this is offensive to the disabled community. Correct your behavior and seek help.

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    • LloydAsher

      Once again. I hear you. It must be hard for you to suffer as intellectually deficient.

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      • Wow3986

        Actually, just because I'm pointing out the bigotry against the mentally disabled community doesn't mean I'm actually a part of that group. That's like I saying because I have cancer because I don't stand for people mocking cancer patients!

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    • GaelicPotato

      Stop being such a massive pussy, Wow3986.

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      • Wow3986

        So you think making fun of the mentally disabled community is okay?

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        • LloydAsher

          When it's funny and it's a well constructed joke? Yes.

          Are they lesser because of said jokes? Nope.

          I will laugh at any joke directed at anything or anyone.

          I was laughing my god damn ass off at Louis ck 9/11 masterbation joke.

          Got no limits. If anyone is curious I got a good dead child joke.

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          • GaelicPotato

            Gimme your best one.

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            • LloydAsher

              So two mortuarians were observing an autopsy, talking about mundane topics. The first mortuarian was talking about renovating his livingroom but was trying to explain about the particular shade of red for the room. The second mortuarian was unsure, but jumped to the latest corpse in the morgues possession. A child, apparently he jumped in front of a car, nasty stuff. So when the examiner was opening up the ribcage for confirming the cause of death the first mortuarian pointed at the dead boys insides and shouted:

              THAT! That's the red shade for the living room!

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          • Wow3986

            You're a sick fuck if you think laughing at 9/11 and the mentally disabled is funny. Seek help.

            And WTF!? You think dead babies are funny? Wtf is wrong with you? you're sick. Like I said, get help you psychopath.

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            • justcurious00

              Attacking people for their sense of humor with no argument. What could be more bigoted you fool? Seek help for your over-sensitivity, you hypocrite!

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            • GaelicPotato

              Making a joke about something doesn't mean you hate it at the same time you silly goose, brighten up. Your way of thinking is a danger to the future of our society.

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        • bigbudchonger

          He's right, dude. You can be offended at whatever you want, but people are going to tell you it's stupid when you voice it over something like this.

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          • Wow3986

            Wait? Did you just assume my gender? So you assume people's GENDER?

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