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It works like this. You tell about someone and then their name based on who or what they bare. Try to keep it ghetto.
I will start.
I once knew this black woman who was career driven. Her name was Ambisha.
I knew of another woman from the hood who mostly kept to herself. Her name was Lowkeysha.
Alright! Bring it on.
Shaquinta
Lakwanda
Screw it, let me go crazy- Tatashilaqwashitakaka
Edit: Just realized I wasn't paying attention to the post.
I knew two black twins who came out of the womb scizzoring. One's name of Lezbohisha, and the other's name was Dykashaba.
The best weird name i've ever heard was "vajohnica" (mom veronica, and dad john).
Also, rich white people dole out just as many shitty names, apple.
I once knew this big ol fat sista. Her name was Rotundra!
And another one with a bald patch, her name was Alopesha!
And, and, and, one with had short hair and wore thick rim glasses, guess what her name was? Ashley!
ROOPLES
POOPLES
It was my street name. I would go on top of my roof and cry out my name, "ROOPLES POOPLES," and you could hear everyone else running of the streets out of fear. Is true.
I've actually SEEN/HEARD these names (spelling might be off):
Orangello - his mother craved orange jello while prego
Lemongello - you guessed it, brother to above, lemon jello
Female - that's right, just female. Her crack head mother couldn't be bothered to give her a first name so that blank space just turned into the first name of "Female." Can't get more generic or ghetto than that.
Laquisha
Laseqwanda
Shanikkque
Watermelonee
I dunno, all of these sound funny XD