I was once friends with a chick who used to be an anorexic and she was always informing me that there was a low calorie version of my Frappuccino available. I figured for the money I pay for a Frappuccino at Starbucks it better damn well be full of sweet and sugary goodness with extra whipped cream. If I wanted to know how I could get overcharged for less I would have asked. Ugh, I'd rather be chubby than like her with the bad teeth, osteoporosis, and wrinkly, collagen depleted skin; bless her heart. She also routinely cheated on both her first and second husband.
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I was once friends with a chick who used to be an anorexic and she was always informing me that there was a low calorie version of my Frappuccino available. I figured for the money I pay for a Frappuccino at Starbucks it better damn well be full of sweet and sugary goodness with extra whipped cream. If I wanted to know how I could get overcharged for less I would have asked. Ugh, I'd rather be chubby than like her with the bad teeth, osteoporosis, and wrinkly, collagen depleted skin; bless her heart. She also routinely cheated on both her first and second husband.
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Damn right it better!
That would drive me mad,