Your embarrassing moments.

I had to walk through town at 6 in the morning with nothing but socks on and then climb through my upstairs bathroom window. And when i was doing lifeguard training i had to stand at the side of the pool and hold a girls arms out of the water when all of a sudden she screamed really loudly and it turned out my balls had fallen out of the bottom of my shorts due to the weird squat stance I was in and had touched her head.

I worked at the food/candy bar at a big 15 screen movieplex when was 16 and during the mad rush around the 8pm sessions on a Saturday night I stood on a piece of ice and went flying. The ice creams I had in my hand flew out into the crowd and I took out a girl with two cokes in her hand which we both ended up covered in. She started crying and I tried to pretend I was all ok limping about as nothing even though I was covered in sticky coke goo and was limping.

There were probably 200 or so people in the crowd in fits of laughter including people from school. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die.

when i was 11, being caught stealing condoms(it was a dare, i didn't even intend to use them) by a shop detective, and sitting in his office when my parents picked me up.

pretty much my most embarrasing memory ever.

Once I wanted some macaroni and cheese, so I got some easy mac from the pantry. Apparently you're supposed to add water and the cheese stuff to it before you put it in the microwave... I did not know this, so I just stuck the container of dry noodles in the microwave. My sister comes running into the kitchen when she smells something burning and then continued to make my easy mac macaroni and cheese... Really embarrassing.
But on the bright side, I didn't have to make my own macaroni! :D

The one embarrasing moment I can't forget to this days was when I was in 8th grade and I was hanging out with a group of friends and then one of my friends came and scared me and I farted(a little tiny winy fart sound)... it was quiet after that and then the bell rangs I felt so embarrased and I can't forget that moment every again... I felt like I was gonna die!!! And when I remember it now it gives me the same feelings. *blush!!* >.<

One time, I had peed my pants while sitting in a chair and it all somehow absorbed into my pants so I thought it magically disappeared.

So, another time, at day camp when we were all at the computer lab, I thought the same magic thing would happen again so I just let loose and peed in my seat. Needless to say, the pee didn't absorb into my pants and I was sitting there in a pool of urine. The counselors had snickered and said "Someone pissed their pants!"

The female counselor then had to take me to the bathroom, and I don't know why she did this, but she wiped my vagina with her hand, while there was plenty of toilet paper around.

Only years later did I realize that she had molested me. Lolz. Oh well. Shit happens!

One time when I was a baby, I had to kiss the president but I punched him on the snotter instead. He had my family summarily executed. Happy memories!

I had too many embarrassing moments, but the worst one was telling someone I couldn't love (because I never loved someone prior to that), then I feel in love with that same person that I told.

Karma is hilarious.

Back in my 8th Grade year.. shit my life is ruined.. We was at an assembly.. A BMX bike assembly for a fundraiser. Anyways I was picked to be jumped over on a bike, so I went down there with my baggiest shorts, and I laid flat on my back, they jumped over 4 people including me, then when I got back my pants fell to the ground and my balls was sticking through a hole in the bottom of my underwear..

I remember I got expelled for nudity, and all kinds of other shit :D

can someone comment on my this post?

http://isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-to-get-aroused-seeing-women-use-the-toilet-114678/

I was in college and I used to run my mouth cause I was an idiot. A gangster type person was irritated that one of my buddies was talking to his girlfriend so he had threatened him. I ran my mouth off on him and he slapped me in broad daylight with a few of his gang members when there were a few people around. I couldn't do anything about it, and that was the most embarassing moment in my life

I wore some crap stained pants to work because I had the runs and they seen it so I had to go home and change.
I got up in school for a project and started stammering and couldnt talk, worst nightmare came true. Got caught masturbating a couple times. Crapped my shorts and tried to hide them at my friends house but he found them and told me to get rid of my shitty shorts. People have seen my penis when its really cold out. Ive cried like a baby in the hospital. One time I posted a bunch of things I was embarrassed about on IIN and someone figured out it was me. All true but the last part.

i have a had a few but worst is either my son just getting my breast out to suckle when we where out or my bf telling his mates that our dogs mounted me

I got laughed at for not knowing who Eric Clappton was.

Someone opened bathroom stall on me while I was pulling up my pants and like five other girls saw my vajj, AWKWARD.

When I was about 8 I got caught 'stealing' Mars Bars from our fridge coz I barely got chocolate and the guy I had a huuuuuuge crush on at the time saw it all, I was so embarrassed.