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  • modernism
    8 years ago | pl

    I'm gonna have that hashtag trending, asshole. Woops, that was autocorrect's fault. I would erase the asshole typo but the backspace on my phone isn't working. Honest. :P

    It was not inevitable. It was luck. Pure luck, and my sleepy-ness.

    Pfft, don't flatter yourself. It was an honest question. These boxes are bound to get to a maximum peak or something. But the silence is in your hands. To reply, or not to reply. It's up to you.

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    • TrustMeImLying
      8 years ago | pl

      Actually it's not upto me. I wish it was. Sigh. Instead I am obligated to reply to this forever. Howzat make you feel? *gets in your face and whispers slowly* OBLIGATED.

      I hath reached the end once. It becomes one word per line iirc. But given your fatass replies everything's gonna get so ugly that forget replying, even reading will become ver-- :o

      *adds new potential weapon to his conversation-killing supply*

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      • modernism
        8 years ago | pl

        You're obligation makes me feel trapped because 1) you have to be the one to stop replying because I'll feel bad if I have to and 2) these suffocating boxes are starting to give me anxiety. I usually like small places, but this is just awkward and unnatural. I'm gonna have a virtual panic attack if you don't end this right here, right now.

        *hyperventilates*

        Your replies are about 60 pounds overweight too - let's not forget that, lol.

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        • TrustMeImLying
          8 years ago | pl

          okay, so here's the plan. I will keep replying.

          either you'll end up suffocating because of the textwalls closing in. or you get poisoned with guilty for not replying to me. woot

          oh, and I should add, I get heartbroken when someone doesnt reply to me. I basically dont eat for a week, stay in bed, listen to sappy songs etc :(

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          • modernism
            8 years ago | pl

            Think of OP. Poor Autumn will be constantly getting notifications of new comments on this thread only to find this pointless conversation. Stop replying for Autumn. Free her from this horrible prison. You could be a hero.

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            • TrustMeImLying
              8 years ago | pl

              and what if I told you autumn is definitely not getting notifications from this conversation? ¬˾¬

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              • modernism
                8 years ago | pl

                Then I'd believe you and completely iggynore mah prvios pst in evn mor sham. ;(

                And in the meantime, make my replies un-replyable.

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