Your craziest public bathroom experiences

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  • *strokes chin* i see what you're trying to do with the hashtag. It isnt working, hoe. Tho* woops that was autocorrect's fault. I would erase the hoe typo but the backspace key on my phone isnt working. Honest

    hey. the flipping off is unfair. You should have emotionally prepared yourself for the inevitable result. I am psychompetitive afterall

    You talking about the size of the textbox means you're thinking this conv might get that far. Not gonna happen. Not again ffs. Dont make me pull out my conversation-killing weapons. Shit can get awkward and silent real fast :b

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    • I'm gonna have that hashtag trending, asshole. Woops, that was autocorrect's fault. I would erase the asshole typo but the backspace on my phone isn't working. Honest. :P

      It was not inevitable. It was luck. Pure luck, and my sleepy-ness.

      Pfft, don't flatter yourself. It was an honest question. These boxes are bound to get to a maximum peak or something. But the silence is in your hands. To reply, or not to reply. It's up to you.

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      • Actually it's not upto me. I wish it was. Sigh. Instead I am obligated to reply to this forever. Howzat make you feel? *gets in your face and whispers slowly* OBLIGATED.

        I hath reached the end once. It becomes one word per line iirc. But given your fatass replies everything's gonna get so ugly that forget replying, even reading will become ver-- :o

        *adds new potential weapon to his conversation-killing supply*

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        • You're obligation makes me feel trapped because 1) you have to be the one to stop replying because I'll feel bad if I have to and 2) these suffocating boxes are starting to give me anxiety. I usually like small places, but this is just awkward and unnatural. I'm gonna have a virtual panic attack if you don't end this right here, right now.

          *hyperventilates*

          Your replies are about 60 pounds overweight too - let's not forget that, lol.

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          • okay, so here's the plan. I will keep replying.

            either you'll end up suffocating because of the textwalls closing in. or you get poisoned with guilty for not replying to me. woot

            oh, and I should add, I get heartbroken when someone doesnt reply to me. I basically dont eat for a week, stay in bed, listen to sappy songs etc :(

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            • Think of OP. Poor Autumn will be constantly getting notifications of new comments on this thread only to find this pointless conversation. Stop replying for Autumn. Free her from this horrible prison. You could be a hero.

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