-I have been to jail for counterfeiting. It was so badly done I only spent 3 days in jail.
-My driving infraction record is really bad.
-I think inanimate objects are alive and energy flows through everything.
-I think dreams are real and the characters in them are as real as the ones here.
-I'm a 30 year old man living in my moms basement with no real job and my car isn't working.
-I used to own about 60 videogame systems but sold most of them when it became a hoarding problem.
-I regularly wear bizarre costumes in public for no reason.
-I receive social security income but try not to tell anybody because of the stigma against people who receive government income.
-I am diagnosed with an assortment of mental disorders including aspergers, schizoaffective, adhd, dyslexia and others that seem to be related to those.
-I finally graduated grade school when I was 22. I also failed kindergarten.
-Even though I never moved houses while growing up I never went to the same school for more than one year until 6th and 7th grade I went to the same one. 8th was another school again and I went to 3 different high schools after that. Nobody wanted me there.
-I once called a bomb threat to the space needle because I had a dream it blew up so I wanted to warn them.
-I have made other bomb threats I will not mention.
-The Hamid troll is me. I use his character on several other websites as well and on facebook. Some of my real life friends are paranoid about him now.
-I have saved my voicemails for over a year before just to make soundboards of my friends to prank call people they know.
-I posted missing pregnant alligator fliers around the lake I live at a couple summers ago with my friends contact number saying $50 reward. He had to change his number because of all the angry calls including the police. There are still rumors of alligators.
-I have experimented with an assortment of drugs but have never done any of them regularly other than alcohol, weed, tobacco and prescriptions. I have never shot up drugs that weren't administered by a doctor either.
-There was once a large reward for me for burning down outhouses at construction sites. It was over 10 years ago so I can no longer get in trouble.
-I once threw my drink at the drive through lady at jack in the box.
-I have stolen probably thousands of dollars of items from the front of stores. Most of it was plants I was using to make a time travel forest in my yard out of Christmas trees and I used stolen firewood to keep from paying my heating bill. I stopped after I was caught and went to jail.
-I was once tricked into helping someone move and they reported everything stolen for insurance fraud. I got in a lot of trouble and the court did not believe me. It is still believed I robbed the house.
-I have been fired from several jobs for everything from blowing up the company truck to playing videogames on the job.
-When I was a kid I would go around throwing rocks at peoples houses at night.
-When I first started driving I would hit garbage cans in my truck on a regular basis.
-In school I used to always throw the garbage cans down the stairs but they could never prove it was me.
-I could write pages of things I vandalized as a child.
-I'm pretty sure I have already admitted these things at some time on here.
-I play several musical instruments including singing and computer music. I own all kinds of instruments from around the world.
-My dad is an airplane mechanic on an airplane that travels around the world to third world countries to fix peoples eyes.
-I almost always know when I am dreaming and remember them in vivid detail.
-I have 3 black cats. One of them has 6 toes on his front paws.
-I am banned from several places including an island.
-I have screws and a metal plate in my arm.
-I have other health problems such as hypermobile joints, arthritis, sleepapnea and gerd. Likely all this and my neurological problems are somehow related. I likely have elhers-danlos syndrome but haven't been diagnosed with that.
-I remember being a baby although some say it must be false memories. I do sometimes remember things that didn't happen but my memories of being a baby are consistent of what others say.
-I have shared dreams with several people who reported the same dream.
-I live alternate lives in recurrent dreams.
-My childhood best friend committed suicide 3 years ago. It still bothers me a lot which is why I always tell people how much suicide effects others. I have known a few other people who have committed suicide as well.
-I am a bit of an alcoholic but have been cutting back because my liver tests weren't good and I need to watch my health.
-I am a food snob and like most food as long as it's made well but wont eat most cheap things or fast food.
-I have played in several local bands. At one time I was played regularly on all the local rock stations.
-I was once approved for Ozzfest but later was denied when they found out I was on probation and not supposed to leave the state. Ozzy knew who I was at one time but has probablly forgot. You can see me in the background on an old episode of the Osbournes.
-I have been on TV several other times as well as the news paper. Usually for music related things as well as a couple other times.
-I hangout with some somewhat famous musicians such as KFMDM.
-I once opened for Techn9ne.
-I am often told I know very unusual people.
-Despite my destructive behavior I often do a lot for people who actually need it and help people who are homeless, sick, poor or disabled, even at times when my own situation has been worse than theirs.
-I have been going to the same karaoke bar several times a week for years.
-I rarely go anywhere in my home area without knowing somebody. I don't mean to brag but I feel somewhat famous in my hometown.
-I have wreaked several cars.
-I once forgot the plumber was working outside when I wasn't supposed to flush. He was on the other side of the pipe after I took a shit and got sprayed. He was not amused and I was not able to stop laughing even though it was accidental.
-I think I infested the I lived in at Oklahoma with mold because I slept next to the shower and would peel the siding off at night which allowed the water to leak and mold under the floor. The shower and fridge were in my room and the house was actually an old doctors office.
-I have been to Europe twice and to the Middle East.
-I have been to most the states and Canada.
-I sponsor a girl in Columbia. I am also the god-father of one of my best friends daughter.
-Sometimes I can be insensitive and people think I am mean but at the same time I do things like carry spiders outside and stop to check when I think an animal is hurt.
-I don't understand how romantic relationships work.
-I am probably the best customer at the tire shop. I seem to get a flat almost monthly at times.
-I legally do not live anywhere. I'm technically homeless but always have somewhere to go.
-I have produced albums for several local bands.
-I dj at parties and events. Often I do it for free just to have something fun to do.
-I lost my virginity at 20 to my girlfriend at the time and have had sex with 5 girls. 2 were girlfriends, 2 were one time things and 1 was fwb for a couple months. I was unaware at the time she was with her boyfriend who would drive her to and from my house. Looking back I find the situation funny.
-My dad used to encourage me to do things to make my mom angry. Growing up my parents did not seem to care for each other. I think they might have stayed together as long as they did because of me.
-I plan to run for president someday. Probably in 2020. I don't expect to win and am going to make it into a joke but I wont be surprised if I win because we always vote for a joke anyways.
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-I have been to jail for counterfeiting. It was so badly done I only spent 3 days in jail.
-My driving infraction record is really bad.
-I think inanimate objects are alive and energy flows through everything.
-I think dreams are real and the characters in them are as real as the ones here.
-I'm a 30 year old man living in my moms basement with no real job and my car isn't working.
-I used to own about 60 videogame systems but sold most of them when it became a hoarding problem.
-I regularly wear bizarre costumes in public for no reason.
-I receive social security income but try not to tell anybody because of the stigma against people who receive government income.
-I am diagnosed with an assortment of mental disorders including aspergers, schizoaffective, adhd, dyslexia and others that seem to be related to those.
-I finally graduated grade school when I was 22. I also failed kindergarten.
-Even though I never moved houses while growing up I never went to the same school for more than one year until 6th and 7th grade I went to the same one. 8th was another school again and I went to 3 different high schools after that. Nobody wanted me there.
-I once called a bomb threat to the space needle because I had a dream it blew up so I wanted to warn them.
-I have made other bomb threats I will not mention.
-The Hamid troll is me. I use his character on several other websites as well and on facebook. Some of my real life friends are paranoid about him now.
-I have saved my voicemails for over a year before just to make soundboards of my friends to prank call people they know.
-I posted missing pregnant alligator fliers around the lake I live at a couple summers ago with my friends contact number saying $50 reward. He had to change his number because of all the angry calls including the police. There are still rumors of alligators.
-I have experimented with an assortment of drugs but have never done any of them regularly other than alcohol, weed, tobacco and prescriptions. I have never shot up drugs that weren't administered by a doctor either.
-There was once a large reward for me for burning down outhouses at construction sites. It was over 10 years ago so I can no longer get in trouble.
-I once threw my drink at the drive through lady at jack in the box.
-I have stolen probably thousands of dollars of items from the front of stores. Most of it was plants I was using to make a time travel forest in my yard out of Christmas trees and I used stolen firewood to keep from paying my heating bill. I stopped after I was caught and went to jail.
-I was once tricked into helping someone move and they reported everything stolen for insurance fraud. I got in a lot of trouble and the court did not believe me. It is still believed I robbed the house.
-I have been fired from several jobs for everything from blowing up the company truck to playing videogames on the job.
-When I was a kid I would go around throwing rocks at peoples houses at night.
-When I first started driving I would hit garbage cans in my truck on a regular basis.
-In school I used to always throw the garbage cans down the stairs but they could never prove it was me.
-I could write pages of things I vandalized as a child.
-I'm pretty sure I have already admitted these things at some time on here.
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That's seriously awesome ;)
So basically, you're everything from a social deviant with a sense of humor, to a compassionate part of humanity.
How incredibly human.
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Yeah, that about sums it up. Compassionate deviant seems to be a fitting term for how I am.
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Often I feel not human but maybe I am just too human. You have made me think about that.
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too little too late prolly but yall should still be careful what yall admits to even though the statue of limitations is up
yall could still git dragged into civil court and have a judgment and liens slapped on yall
whats with everyone with bug names
I suppose I will add more stuff.
-I play several musical instruments including singing and computer music. I own all kinds of instruments from around the world.
-My dad is an airplane mechanic on an airplane that travels around the world to third world countries to fix peoples eyes.
-I almost always know when I am dreaming and remember them in vivid detail.
-I have 3 black cats. One of them has 6 toes on his front paws.
-I am banned from several places including an island.
-I have screws and a metal plate in my arm.
-I have other health problems such as hypermobile joints, arthritis, sleepapnea and gerd. Likely all this and my neurological problems are somehow related. I likely have elhers-danlos syndrome but haven't been diagnosed with that.
-I remember being a baby although some say it must be false memories. I do sometimes remember things that didn't happen but my memories of being a baby are consistent of what others say.
-I have shared dreams with several people who reported the same dream.
-I live alternate lives in recurrent dreams.
-My childhood best friend committed suicide 3 years ago. It still bothers me a lot which is why I always tell people how much suicide effects others. I have known a few other people who have committed suicide as well.
-I am a bit of an alcoholic but have been cutting back because my liver tests weren't good and I need to watch my health.
-I am a food snob and like most food as long as it's made well but wont eat most cheap things or fast food.
-I have played in several local bands. At one time I was played regularly on all the local rock stations.
-I was once approved for Ozzfest but later was denied when they found out I was on probation and not supposed to leave the state. Ozzy knew who I was at one time but has probablly forgot. You can see me in the background on an old episode of the Osbournes.
-I have been on TV several other times as well as the news paper. Usually for music related things as well as a couple other times.
-I hangout with some somewhat famous musicians such as KFMDM.
-I once opened for Techn9ne.
-I am often told I know very unusual people.
-Despite my destructive behavior I often do a lot for people who actually need it and help people who are homeless, sick, poor or disabled, even at times when my own situation has been worse than theirs.
-I have been going to the same karaoke bar several times a week for years.
-I rarely go anywhere in my home area without knowing somebody. I don't mean to brag but I feel somewhat famous in my hometown.
-I have wreaked several cars.
-I once forgot the plumber was working outside when I wasn't supposed to flush. He was on the other side of the pipe after I took a shit and got sprayed. He was not amused and I was not able to stop laughing even though it was accidental.
-I think I infested the I lived in at Oklahoma with mold because I slept next to the shower and would peel the siding off at night which allowed the water to leak and mold under the floor. The shower and fridge were in my room and the house was actually an old doctors office.
-I have been to Europe twice and to the Middle East.
-I have been to most the states and Canada.
-I sponsor a girl in Columbia. I am also the god-father of one of my best friends daughter.
-Sometimes I can be insensitive and people think I am mean but at the same time I do things like carry spiders outside and stop to check when I think an animal is hurt.
-I don't understand how romantic relationships work.
-I am probably the best customer at the tire shop. I seem to get a flat almost monthly at times.
-I legally do not live anywhere. I'm technically homeless but always have somewhere to go.
-I have produced albums for several local bands.
-I dj at parties and events. Often I do it for free just to have something fun to do.
-I lost my virginity at 20 to my girlfriend at the time and have had sex with 5 girls. 2 were girlfriends, 2 were one time things and 1 was fwb for a couple months. I was unaware at the time she was with her boyfriend who would drive her to and from my house. Looking back I find the situation funny.
-My dad used to encourage me to do things to make my mom angry. Growing up my parents did not seem to care for each other. I think they might have stayed together as long as they did because of me.
-I plan to run for president someday. Probably in 2020. I don't expect to win and am going to make it into a joke but I wont be surprised if I win because we always vote for a joke anyways.
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KMFDM is still around? Jeebus.
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Yeah. I hang out at their house in Seattle.