your confessions IIN

As a child i used to take worms and mash them up then put them in my mums shampoo bottle.

i once peed outside and stung myself on nettles.

i often dip my oreos in peanut butter and put pickled onions in my ice-cream.

i used to cut my arms.

i once ran over a bunny rabbit with my motorbike.

im a die hard harry potter fan

i was a complete asshole to my siblings, i used to make them eat things like soap.

im strangely attracted to snape from harry potter, ohh and still waiting for mu acceptance letter for hogwarts.

i put oatmeal in my stepfathers shoes because he beat me up.

my girlfriend fell asleep during a skype call and i watched her sleep.

i have dreams about killing people in the most gruesome ways possible.

i put our dog in the trash can when i was a kid.