I once used my graphic design skills to perfectly replicate a report card and printed it on the same paper used for report cards I got out of the supply closet at school...all to change a D to a C so I wouldnt get grounded.
Customers came in trying to get a free pizza...after I showed evidence on why they shouldn't get one the manager said to give them one anyway just so they would go away....I spit all over their pizza...cuz f*ck thoes people.
When I was like 13 a boy asked me out we dated for a few days before he said he just did that to get closer to a friend of mine then they kissed in front of me...I stole his arrowhead collection.
In highschool a guy I dated cheated on me(2nd time) then broke up with me ...I poured milk in his gas tank.
A friend of mine called my mom a slut while talking on the phone with some new friends she made (my mom did a lot for this girl.) then she hit me with her shirt...she wouldn't let me out of her room so i punched her in the stomach. After exiting her room i told her grandma then gleefully watched as her grandma beat her with a shoe. After that i spread awful rumors about her some were true others made up...she had to switch schools. (She treated me bad after making a few new friends for some reason)
When me and my brothers were young our dog barked a lot so their dad got him a shocking dog coller... me and my brother played dog owner and dog, he was the dog. I put the coller on him and told him to park...he did... it shocked him. When our parents came in and saw whathappened they laughed so hhard I didn't get I trouble...I did many more pranks.
As a child my brothers dad beat me. He pulled out a chunk of my hair on one side of my head that if I split my hair evenly you could feel not see the difference. He also did other things like made me hold a dictionary in each hand and hold my hands up and out to the sides...if my hands went down a little I would have to start over...and many other things.
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I once used my graphic design skills to perfectly replicate a report card and printed it on the same paper used for report cards I got out of the supply closet at school...all to change a D to a C so I wouldnt get grounded.
Customers came in trying to get a free pizza...after I showed evidence on why they shouldn't get one the manager said to give them one anyway just so they would go away....I spit all over their pizza...cuz f*ck thoes people.
When I was like 13 a boy asked me out we dated for a few days before he said he just did that to get closer to a friend of mine then they kissed in front of me...I stole his arrowhead collection.
In highschool a guy I dated cheated on me(2nd time) then broke up with me ...I poured milk in his gas tank.
A friend of mine called my mom a slut while talking on the phone with some new friends she made (my mom did a lot for this girl.) then she hit me with her shirt...she wouldn't let me out of her room so i punched her in the stomach. After exiting her room i told her grandma then gleefully watched as her grandma beat her with a shoe. After that i spread awful rumors about her some were true others made up...she had to switch schools. (She treated me bad after making a few new friends for some reason)
When me and my brothers were young our dog barked a lot so their dad got him a shocking dog coller... me and my brother played dog owner and dog, he was the dog. I put the coller on him and told him to park...he did... it shocked him. When our parents came in and saw whathappened they laughed so hhard I didn't get I trouble...I did many more pranks.
As a child my brothers dad beat me. He pulled out a chunk of my hair on one side of my head that if I split my hair evenly you could feel not see the difference. He also did other things like made me hold a dictionary in each hand and hold my hands up and out to the sides...if my hands went down a little I would have to start over...and many other things.
Thats all I can think of right now :P