Your bf/gf cheats on you, what do you do?

I would never wanna see them again. cheaters are mean

Find a girl that would suck me when my wife was getting home and let her see.

Use it as a valid excuse to drink strong beer for a full week. This will probably lead to doing one or more of at least 4 of the 5 options anyway.

If they were the one telling me, I would appreciate their honesty and forgive them. Then take a few months without contact and consider a friendship if it wouldn't harm my well-being.

First I would try and establish if the person they cheated on me with knew about me. If said person did not know I would confront that person and make that person feel terrible. If said person knew about me I would slash that person's car tyres and completely fuck up their electricity mains so that all the meat in that person's fridge(s) go off...and all their beer go warm. I would also break every window of that person's house and completely ruin all of that person's curtains with scissors. I would also vandalise that person's driveway by spraypainting something really mean on it.

Now. Back to that motherfucker who cheated on me. He will die a slow and lonely death. I will make public anything shady that he has ever hidden. I will max out his credit cards. I will fuck his carpets up so badly. There are so many things I WILL do to that cunting fuck. Then I will inject aids blood into him.

Nothing? because I'm not a asshole?

Just remember, it's mainly their loss, not yours. That's how I see it. Of course I would be hurt but hey, they don't get some of this *wipes sleeves*

I'd cut them out of my life: block their number, block them from contacting me online, and ensure they don't drop by to see me at work or at my home. If I run into them at a store, I'd just treat them like any other stranger.

Why isn't spanking them an option? It's what I'd do.

Simple logic, if my bf hurts me then id wreck his property because he deserves!

Mm mm, beer. I'd move on, which stinks"........time seems to move soo slow in reaction.
The next relationship will be more emotionally mature

Let them go....... Then friends, then I don't want to see you anymore.... People have to learn to value themselves and make sure you are not there to play with. If you stay there you are going to suffer because you care but people like that have to learn that you are not a toy. Been there done that!

No option to cheat on them right back?

Nothing