I want my castle and my harem of pretty dancers! And a custom Mercedes AMG, or ten! Then I would sell my castle and move someplace else with all my treasure, money, cars and pretty ladies.
Someplace warm, like Greece, Italy, or Spain.
If in the past:
Still, get castle and pretty women. A 20-horse, gold-plated carriage, get a cool ship and go for a trip around the world. Maybe get a pet dragon. XD
You've just discovered that you are of royal blood.
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Surprised and maybe a bit angry.
If in modern times:
I want my castle and my harem of pretty dancers! And a custom Mercedes AMG, or ten! Then I would sell my castle and move someplace else with all my treasure, money, cars and pretty ladies.
Someplace warm, like Greece, Italy, or Spain.
If in the past:
Still, get castle and pretty women. A 20-horse, gold-plated carriage, get a cool ship and go for a trip around the world. Maybe get a pet dragon. XD