You have just been cloned!

I guess not. I have been cloned (right here on IIN) and it is not an experience I'd care to repeat. I seem to get dumber and dumber with each cloning. Or they do. Or is it I, or me or we? Or wee wee wee, all the way home.

I'd fuck him up the ass to establish my dominance.

I would turn him into my slave make him go to work for me maybe go commit some crime of the century type robbery and frame him for it and be sipping umbrella drinks on the beach for the rest of my life.

Certainly. Who knows me better?

I have a sinking feeling that we'd end up hating each other...

The clone if exactly like you would not think its a clone. It would also think exactly like you. SO I would decide to be nice to him on this logic so he would be nice to me.

I'd beat him up! No way is he touching my girl or my car.
No way is someone taking over my life. Only I can live my life. So, I'll beat me up... Does that sound right?

To sum it up: The clone and whoever made it will end up at the bottom of a river XD

I don't see anyway that doesn't end up without us hating each other

The reason I wouldn't get alone with myself is because I'm shy around people, so that means we wouldn't talk to each other. All my friends are loud and out going, so I quite literally only get alog with people who are complete opposites of me lol.

Nah I'm the only one who can love cows!
As much as I do!

Smex.

well we would talk long into the night about film alone.

One of me is bad enough let alone another.

I like hanging out with me.

As the matter of fact, you are a clone of the original "you", that was made last night in your sleep while they decapitated and disposed of your old body.
You have the exact same memories including going to sleep last night, so there's no way for you to know the difference, but know that sometime in the future YOU will be dealt with like this, too.
;)

I would annoy me

So two people that are awkward, self loathing, empty shells put in the same room together? That would end badly for the both of us. lol

One of us would end up in a ditch somewhere.