You can't complain about my drinks if you don't have any

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If you don't have anything to drink, you probably shouldn't be criticizing what I'm drinking. That is just a fact - I could be drinking a pitcher full of stale rabbit piss and I wouldn't take it from you if you had the nerve to say that I'm wrong for having something to drink while your thirsty ass is over there, shriveling up into a little old man because you were too dumb to get a drink. And for fuck's sake, you best keep your hands off of my plate as well - I see one goddamned French fry leave my plate and end up in a mouth that ain't mine, they're gonna be taking my picture at the local jailhouse afterwards.

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olderdude-xx

2 years ago

Sounds like the same poster who does not understand what people see in relationships and who claims to have a better life than anyone else.

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- Somenormie
  
  2 years ago
  
  They could be.
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  2 years ago
  
  You got something to say about what I wrote, or are you just gonna throw shit in my face because you think you know me?
  
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PurpleHoneycomb

2 years ago

Chances are, if I didn't order a drink and I said your drink tastes like piss I'm not thirsty but still think what you're drinking tastes like piss.

Keep in mind, I wouldn't do this with strangers.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  2 years ago
  
  You can't criticize my drink if you don't have a better one yourself. If I have fluid in my lungs and you don't even have lungs, your suffocating ass better not be scribbling down on napkins why you think you're such a hot shit.
  
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  - PurpleHoneycomb
    
    2 years ago
    
    It's almost as if you don't need something as trivial as a beverage to have tasted the beverage before.
    
    If I don't have a drink. It's because I don't want one. Me criticizing your drink doesn't mean I'm jealous of you having a drink.
    
    For example, regardless of whether or not I have a drink I'm going to tell my friend who drinks Dr. Pepper that Dr. Pepper tastes awful.
    
    I feel as if you're trying to make an analogy to other things such as vehicles or technology but it doesn't work with subjective things like beverages or fashion.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      2 years ago
      
      Idgaf - don't criticize my beverages. If you're empty handed, you had better keep your opinions that nobody asked for to yourself.
      
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bbrown95

2 years ago

This is probably completely random and not really related, but reminds me of the time in high school when some "friends" were sitting there talking shit about my car when they didn't have one themselves, and started bragging about how the cars they drove in video games were so much better than my real life car. 🤣

Anyway, I would just enjoy my drink and ignore that person. Also, who just grabs food off of another person's plate without asking/being offered first?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  2 years ago
  
  Oh, you'd be amazed. We've got some real class-acts in this town, and I'm about tired of their monkey business.
  
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- RoseIsabella
  
  2 years ago
  
  They sound really pathetic, lame.
  
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  - bbrown95
    
    2 years ago
    
    Oh trust me, they were! 🤣 Sadly, last I knew, not much has changed about them and they are still wrapped up in their little video game worlds and not living in reality (not really even leaving the house for that matter). It's quite sad, really, but they're also the know-it-all types who think they have everything figured out more than everyone else, so it's really their own doing.
    
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    - RoseIsabella
      
      2 years ago
      
      Wow!
      
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      - bbrown95
        
        2 years ago
        
        Yeah, it's quite sad. It's for the best that I eventually parted ways with them, and I'm really glad I never got sucked into their cycle of trying to avoid reality.
        
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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

2 years ago

what restaurant are you at where hungry & thirsty ole men stare wistfully while you imbibe?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  2 years ago
  
  They're not really old men, but those dehydrated suckers are gonna be. They just sit there, all dry-mouthed like you can see sand coming out of their maws while they have the NERVE to insult my beverages. And moreover, if you want to eat something? GET IN LINE AND ORDER IT.
  
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  - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    
    2 years ago
    
    i been to the desert on a horse with no name
    
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    - RoseIsabella
      
      2 years ago
      
      ... it felt good to get out of the rain.
      
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Tommythecaty

2 years ago

I can criticise the shits out of yo drinks all I want burger. And if I were there to do so you wouldn’t do shit about it.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  2 years ago
  
  You wouldn't even try it near me, because I would definitely slap the jowls clean off your ugly mug.
  
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  - Tommythecaty
    
    2 years ago
    
    But the claws....🤫
    
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RoseIsabella

2 years ago

Hansberger?

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- donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
  
  2 years ago
  
  if it aint then they should hang out
  
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