I know this woman who is obsessed with small "dogs"
Her newest addition is this miniature toy pom rat thing. It's like this stupid little tiny thing that fits in your palm :/
Real dogs are as big (and bigger) as sheep! And they will effortlessly MAUL any intruder that dares to tread in their way. They shall rip out the flesh of the aforementioned intruder and effortlessly bathe in their guts whilst feasting on the ribs.
They bring down buildings with their almighty barks and shake the very ground we step on.
Real dogs go RAAAAAAWwWWWWRRRRR!!!! and protects us.
And what do small dogs have as a counter argument? "Smalls durgs are sooo kewt and you cans carries them and dress thems and call thems Muffin"
The only good thing small dogs do is they are an alarm. An alarm that poops on your carpets. But the nice thing is that they have a built in tracking system - top of the line. It comes in the form of the line of pee it left on your floor as it ran away from the axe wielding murderer that is waiting to kill you in the living room.
So you can follow the pee trail, grab Muffin, tuck him in your pocket and run away whilst your place gets ransacked
Does she let it outside? You dig a small hole under the fence and lure it into your yard with meat, then kill it with a hedge trimmer. Fucken idiot neighbour got 2 more.
Yorkies, Yappers, Little dogs, Chihuahuas? Their owners are demented.
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I know this woman who is obsessed with small "dogs"
Her newest addition is this miniature toy pom rat thing. It's like this stupid little tiny thing that fits in your palm :/
Real dogs are as big (and bigger) as sheep! And they will effortlessly MAUL any intruder that dares to tread in their way. They shall rip out the flesh of the aforementioned intruder and effortlessly bathe in their guts whilst feasting on the ribs.
They bring down buildings with their almighty barks and shake the very ground we step on.
Real dogs go RAAAAAAWwWWWWRRRRR!!!! and protects us.
And what do small dogs have as a counter argument? "Smalls durgs are sooo kewt and you cans carries them and dress thems and call thems Muffin"
The only good thing small dogs do is they are an alarm. An alarm that poops on your carpets. But the nice thing is that they have a built in tracking system - top of the line. It comes in the form of the line of pee it left on your floor as it ran away from the axe wielding murderer that is waiting to kill you in the living room.
So you can follow the pee trail, grab Muffin, tuck him in your pocket and run away whilst your place gets ransacked
Who's a good boy
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Does she let it outside? You dig a small hole under the fence and lure it into your yard with meat, then kill it with a hedge trimmer. Fucken idiot neighbour got 2 more.