Wtf is going on down there?

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So, I slept with this crackhead bitch I met at the crackhouse a few days back, and I didn't use a rubber. I smoked a little too much crack that day and just wasn't thinking it through. Now, my dick has all these weird green sores that hurt like a motherfucker and my entire Johnson is turning blue. And my balls are incredibly swollen and seem to be turning blue as well. I think I may have the male equivalent of blue waffle disease or something. Or is this just something that happens normally?

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago | pl

    You're trying way too hard on this troll. I give you a 2.5.

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  • dirtybirdy
    4 years ago | pl

    We are all doctors and you are all tard.

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  • SwickDinging
    4 years ago | pl

    It means your dick is gunna explode into blue waffle batter

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  • Handyman
    4 years ago | pl

    Just leave it. It will disappear because you obviously should not have been issued with it.

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  • TheBlindInquisitor
    4 years ago | pl

    I don't do what to say other then go to the doctors man it could fall off and you don't want that....also why were you doing crack and why would you fuck a crack whore you kinda brought it on yourself.

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  • LloydAsher
    4 years ago | pl

    Go to the doctors immediately if you want to keep it! Doesn't matter if you don't have insurance they will help you this is loss of body part we are talking about.

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  • leggs91200
    4 years ago | pl

    Well, next time you want to have sex, just sleep with her again. I mean since you already have whatever STD she has.

    ONE thing though - do NOT eat her out.

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  • Nikclaire
    4 years ago | pl

    Just leave it alone. The crack will kill off anything nasty.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago | pl

      Yea that's what I figured. Looks a bit less blue today. Sores are still there though

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  • chuy
    4 years ago | pl

    STD's That's what happend.

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  • pngn3
    4 years ago | pl

    it means you have marinara

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