You're the best ever at murdering and my most favourite murderer ever. The way you ended that mother and her small child was just way cool. Do you plan on beating or killing any other children? If so, please make a tee-vee show about it. It'd be so cool to see you doing your stuff. Also, I think you're a murderer because your parents called you Gillian even though you are a man. Do you ever think about this? If you do and you think the same, then we must be psychic and have to get married. I am very fertile despite never having been pregnant or knowing what the fuck I am talking about, but hey, I am in your thoughts.
Love,
Your number one fan
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Don't actually print out this letter and send it to a murderer. That's happened to me before. Didn't end well.
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I snorted at "fanmail".
Dear Murderer,
You're the best ever at murdering and my most favourite murderer ever. The way you ended that mother and her small child was just way cool. Do you plan on beating or killing any other children? If so, please make a tee-vee show about it. It'd be so cool to see you doing your stuff. Also, I think you're a murderer because your parents called you Gillian even though you are a man. Do you ever think about this? If you do and you think the same, then we must be psychic and have to get married. I am very fertile despite never having been pregnant or knowing what the fuck I am talking about, but hey, I am in your thoughts.
Love,
Your number one fan
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Don't actually print out this letter and send it to a murderer. That's happened to me before. Didn't end well.