Would you want to be a king or queen?

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    "I am."

    -Tommy, the king of all cats.

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    • Avant-Garde
      11 years ago

      Milord, the Nostril People from Nostrilia are here for your conference. Shall I tell them to wait and serve them refreshments or should I allow them into your inner chambers?

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        Off with his head!!!!!

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    • coolio75650932
      11 years ago

      *bows*

      I serve you my lord.

      I will die or I will kill for you.

      As a sacrifice I shall skin this dog!

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        Take the tail to the cat wizard forthwith, for the slugs and snails have already arrived.

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        • coolio75650932
          11 years ago

          as you wish m'lord

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  • bananaface
    11 years ago

    God no! They seem to have little control over what they get to do. They have so many limitations, in my opinion. There's so much they can't do, and it's stuff that I want to do. Also, I'm really just the opposite of a Queen, and I'm really very happy about that. I would genuinely consider being a Queen a complete nightmare. Definite no from me:P.

    I will take the Corgis, though...

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      strangely I can't actually imagine a banana sitting on the throne....or a sugar cube come to think of it :)
      I'd hate to have their lives...or even the lives of anyone famous...I'd like time to myself without the press following me around judging everything I do

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    • suckonthis9
      11 years ago

      I'm confused.
      Before, you had stated that there was a deity, and now you state there isn't.

      Is there, or isn't there a deity? Furthermore, I don't believe that anyone knows which deity you are speaking of.
      Are you greedily keeping this information to yourself?

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      • bananaface
        11 years ago

        Yes, I am. Suckonthat!>:)

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        • suckonthis9
          11 years ago

          You are what?

          Confused?

          A deity?

          Greedy?

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  • coolio75650932
    11 years ago

    This is me we are talking about...we all know that i'm the king of annoying people.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    'Tis depends on the time in place. In modern times, Royalty has little power. In decades long past, their word was law but with great power came great danger as well. There was the risk of assassination, coup d'etat, being dethroned, etc. However.... I do think it would quite interesting to be made into royalty on another planet.

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  • bumblecreek
    11 years ago

    Being king is too much responsibility. I'm not that kind of guy, but if I had to choose a royalty position, I'd go with jester.

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  • shuggy-chan
    11 years ago

    Queen, cause then id be a boss like freddie

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  • Ghost-of-the-Marlboro-Man
    11 years ago

    I am the Queen... I mean King of Marlboro Country.

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  • DemonicFortuneCookie
    9 years ago

    I already rule over layer 721 of the Abyss and a portion of the Far Realm already, so technically, I'm already a king.

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  • SDDA
    11 years ago

    I would be Queen by marrying a King because he would make all the tough decisions, do all the hard work, and I would live in luxury with ball gowns and a beautiful home. I would just have my maids wait on me all day and attend to my King in the night.

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    Maybe a prince. I wouldn't want to be a king unless I had to.

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  • la_la_la_la
    11 years ago

    Hiya,

    I would love to be a queen with a big dress on, who practised the dark arts as well – BWA HAHAHA !!. Even though dresses don't suit me at all. Never mind, everyone would have to say I looked great, because, well, I’d be the Queen & I'd get your head chopped off if you didn't.

    Then I’d end up falling for the local blacksmith or some young damsel who could sing well, maybe both at the same time – literally -- because the Queen could do what she liked, go mad when either left me, run about with uncombed hair & said big dress on, singing utter nonsense, & eventually die of exposure.

    I read far too much fantasy. Sorry!

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  • suckonthis9
    11 years ago

    Unfortunately, since I've now been made an Ambassador, this would put myself in a position of a conflict of interest.
    For this reason, I will need to politely decline your kind offer.

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  • [email protected]
    11 years ago

    I used to be king of the Meadowlands Racetrack.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Shackleford wants to be king of the hill.

    As for me, I am a killer queen, thank you.

    When your bulldog barks and your canary sings...

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    • Shackleford96
      11 years ago

      :D

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      • dirtybirdy
        11 years ago

        :p

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        • Shackleford96
          11 years ago

          >8}

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  • Jeaneathean
    11 years ago

    Depends when, and of what.

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  • TheLionKing
    11 years ago

    Yes, definitely!
    I would like to be a king. You can do things no one can do. And they live in like big castles with servants and butlers and stuff. *dreaming away*
    Or is that something that only happens in fairytales?

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