Would you want to be a king or queen?

"I am."

-Tommy, the king of all cats.

God no! They seem to have little control over what they get to do. They have so many limitations, in my opinion. There's so much they can't do, and it's stuff that I want to do. Also, I'm really just the opposite of a Queen, and I'm really very happy about that. I would genuinely consider being a Queen a complete nightmare. Definite no from me:P.

I will take the Corgis, though...

This is me we are talking about...we all know that i'm the king of annoying people.

'Tis depends on the time in place. In modern times, Royalty has little power. In decades long past, their word was law but with great power came great danger as well. There was the risk of assassination, coup d'etat, being dethroned, etc. However.... I do think it would quite interesting to be made into royalty on another planet.

Being king is too much responsibility. I'm not that kind of guy, but if I had to choose a royalty position, I'd go with jester.

Queen, cause then id be a boss like freddie

I am the Queen... I mean King of Marlboro Country.

I already rule over layer 721 of the Abyss and a portion of the Far Realm already, so technically, I'm already a king.

I would be Queen by marrying a King because he would make all the tough decisions, do all the hard work, and I would live in luxury with ball gowns and a beautiful home. I would just have my maids wait on me all day and attend to my King in the night.

Maybe a prince. I wouldn't want to be a king unless I had to.

Hiya,

I would love to be a queen with a big dress on, who practised the dark arts as well – BWA HAHAHA !!. Even though dresses don't suit me at all. Never mind, everyone would have to say I looked great, because, well, I’d be the Queen & I'd get your head chopped off if you didn't.

Then I’d end up falling for the local blacksmith or some young damsel who could sing well, maybe both at the same time – literally -- because the Queen could do what she liked, go mad when either left me, run about with uncombed hair & said big dress on, singing utter nonsense, & eventually die of exposure.

I read far too much fantasy. Sorry!

Unfortunately, since I've now been made an Ambassador, this would put myself in a position of a conflict of interest.
For this reason, I will need to politely decline your kind offer.

I used to be king of the Meadowlands Racetrack.

Shackleford wants to be king of the hill.

As for me, I am a killer queen, thank you.

When your bulldog barks and your canary sings...

Depends when, and of what.

Yes, definitely!
I would like to be a king. You can do things no one can do. And they live in like big castles with servants and butlers and stuff. *dreaming away*
Or is that something that only happens in fairytales?