I would happily look down my pants, then my mood would quickly sour as I realize I have a teeny one. But soon after that, I would fart in front of other males and claim my dominance that way. Then, I would masturbate in an elevator and finish before the next person enters. Finally, I would helicopter that Little Lizard like no tomorrow.
Oh, and I'd go for a walk in my neighborhood by myself at 1am. I've always thought that would be nice.
Would you switch genders for a day?
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I would happily look down my pants, then my mood would quickly sour as I realize I have a teeny one. But soon after that, I would fart in front of other males and claim my dominance that way. Then, I would masturbate in an elevator and finish before the next person enters. Finally, I would helicopter that Little Lizard like no tomorrow.
Oh, and I'd go for a walk in my neighborhood by myself at 1am. I've always thought that would be nice.