I would start my day by masturbating, just to see how it feels. Then I'd take a shower, throw on some clothes... and masturbate some more. Then I would go and find all of the guys who hit on me on a regular basis and hit on them. I'd probably get the shit beat out of me. Afterward, I would go home and masturbate again. I'd masturbate until the shit wears off. Maybe see if my boyfriend will let me butt-fuck him. Really, I just want to know how orgasm would feel from a guy's perspective. After that, I die happy.
Oh and parallel parking. I'd spend the day masturbating and parallel parking.
Would you switch genders for a day?
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I would start my day by masturbating, just to see how it feels. Then I'd take a shower, throw on some clothes... and masturbate some more. Then I would go and find all of the guys who hit on me on a regular basis and hit on them. I'd probably get the shit beat out of me. Afterward, I would go home and masturbate again. I'd masturbate until the shit wears off. Maybe see if my boyfriend will let me butt-fuck him. Really, I just want to know how orgasm would feel from a guy's perspective. After that, I die happy.
Oh and parallel parking. I'd spend the day masturbating and parallel parking.
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You just read my mind.
that sounds wonderful