Would you suck dicks all day for the right price

8 hours a day, 3 dicks an hour
$20 = $480/day = $124,800/yr
$300 = $7200/day = $1,872,000/yr

What's the least amount you'd do it for?

$20 (m) 6
$50 (m) 6
$100 (m) 4
$200 (m) 1
$300 (m) 4
No (m) 17
$20 (f) 2
$50 (f) 3
$100 (f) 3
$200 (f) 1
$300 (f) 3
No (f) 24
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Comments ( 42 )
  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    nobodys ganna pay 300 bucks for a blowjob on the besta days and yalls projected clientele volume is optimistic at best

    its a flawed bidness model

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  • randypete

    I suck cock for free

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  • RoseIsabella

    No, I would never do that, because I can't put a price on my dignity, self-esteem, and self-respect.

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  • Tealights

    Nah for four reasons. I have a boyfriend, no health benefits for jaw pain/dental/STIs, I got a legit job already, and men are too emotional when it comes to their dick.

    When I read this, I immediately thought of masseuses and how they have to deal with dirty ass clients who haven't bathed in weeks. I even saw a court case when a client got offended and tried to sue a masseuse who refused to service him because of his lack of hygiene. Not saying masseuses suck dick, but if they can have trouble and all they do is touch backs and shit, imagine telling a guy, "Ah nah... You got a lot of dick and ball sweat sir, go take a shower and maybe we can do business," he'll lose his fucking mind. Nope, I can't risk sucking dirty dick and being dehumanized.

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    • That's almost $15m in one year, though.

      correction: $1,872,000

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      • Tealights

        I don't need that much money.

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        • bronte17

          Said no one ever.

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          • Tealights

            So... am I the first one in human history to say this? Oh my.

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  • Mammal-lover

    I'm not saying j got the jaws to do it but for that kind of money whew I'll go for it

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  • Jaymay41

    I would definitely do it!

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  • Sleepykitten

    No. Sucking a dick is unpleasant physically even before you factor in the dick. Nobody's mouth was designed to sit open but just open enough, blah blah, for 20 minutes at a time, then add in wonking around with the tongue all the time, no thanks. I will do that shit for love but there isn't enough money in the world to do it otherwise.

    Also have y'all met the kinds of men who use prostitutes? They're Elliot Rodgers level psycho. Go look up the murder rates for prostitutes. The job of sucking dicks all day every day is not an assembly line job where you deal with penises, it's having to deal with the failures of humanity that go to prostitutes in the first place.

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  • bigbudchonga

    I would do it for 2 million a year+, so long as you could hypothetically keep it from getting out, and you don't catch any diseases. I would probably start doing some kind of opiate to get me through the day, and then heyy heyy suck away! If you did it for just one year then you'd be set for life. I can deal with that kind of trauma for that amount of cash

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    • Sleepykitten

      Keep it from getting out --> so you wouldn't swallow? I don't think anyone going to a prostitute would accept that, from what I hear they get cranky about even using condoms.

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      • I think he means he doesn't want anyone to know.

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        • Sleepykitten

          LOL that makes sense, I guess I was being too literal. Imagine sucking dicks all day erry day and having your only concern being whether people find out ... @_@

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  • TerriAngel

    Tealights has a great point.
    I wont get near a stinky dick.
    My thought was how long does the blowjob take?
    Your post suggest 3 dicks per hour.
    So, thats 20 minutes per dick?
    Or 5 minutes per dick and 15 to relax, send a few texts and get ready for the next one.
    I guess my point is, can I work extra hard for overtime?

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    • Depends how good you are in that 20 minute window.

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  • SkullsNRoses

    OP do you have a jaw of steel? 24 dicks a day 5 days a week?

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    • Just takes a little practice.

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      • Sleepykitten

        Do you say that from experience? BJs require extensive use of muscles that aren't used by pretty much any other activity, even chewing gum. Forget the fact that a penis is involved, it's basically medieval torture to move your mouth that way all day every day.

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  • Resurgam53

    I’d do it for nothing! The reward cums with the effort!

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  • Phoebe2005

    No and who ever came up with this idea is gross lol

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  • anonY123

    I am a male and heterosexual and I would never do that for any price to anyone

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  • Is nobody going to talk about how bad the math on this post is....
    $480/day x 365 days doesn’t equal $998,400 a year... and the $7,200/day one is also way off.

    To make $1,000,000 a year sucking cock you’d have to suck 50,000 dicks a year for $20 each. That’s roughly 137 dicks a day.

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    • Fixed it... it's based on 2080 work hours btw, not 365 days. No one can suck cocks around the clock.

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  • LloydAsher

    I will sell out for the highest bidder. Condoms are a must but whatever 300$ a pop is still good money.

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  • ToTheMoon

    I would rather be on welfare.

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  • Billi

    I suck cocks for nothing. I sucked my first cock at twelve...My best friend right after school closed for the summer. By thanksgiving I was sucking 5 cocks on a regular bases and love every moment

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  • rocketdave

    I'm bi and love oral, giving and taking so anybody in Pattaya who needs oral relief just get in touch. By the way I don't charge anything, might want to take pics though!

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  • bronte17

    Idk if I could do it for 8 hours a day. I mean this isn’t a fucking office job, but for $100/bj I would sign up.

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  • mac_46_46

    No need to pay me, I lover being a cocksucker

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  • Billi

    Hell I'll suck cock all day without being payed - I'm a straight male who suck his first when I was 12.

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  • Shyflasher

    As long as they are nice looking and clean. . let me put on some slutty clothes and get to it!

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  • $20 an hour is good pay imo, even for jaw breaking work like dick sucking, lol. Just two or three days of that would be enough for me to get the gadgets I want, and have some left over for dark chocolate and savings.

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  • Plapp

    Those are some very big amounts, but im happy with my life and what i have, i dont need a million dollars. Theres nothing big in my life i want to change, i pretty much buy what i want within reason. My only problems are just the little annoyances we all got and those are nothing compared to the disgust of sucking a dick, not to mention 24 dicks a day.

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  • d0esnormalmatter

    Hell no!

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    • You have another way of making $1,872,000 in a year?

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      • d0esnormalmatter

        No. Some things aren't worth any amount of money. Would you have no arms, no legs, be blind and deaf for infinite money? Most people wouldn't! I would way rather enjoy regular sex with women and do something I actually enjoy for my job even if I only make enough to get by comfortably.

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        • Plapp

          I happily go deaf for a nice amount, as an added bonus i dont have to listen to peoples boring crap anymore. I been close with a deaf girl, had lotsa fun and tons of general drunkiness, not once was her deafness a problem.

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          • d0esnormalmatter

            r/nobodyasked

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            • Tbh, that kind of thing is one of the reasons that I like this site. People often just drop random info that nobody asked about.

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