Would you rather live in England or the USA?

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  • I'd rather live in New England.
    You can hunt clams with shotguns there.
    And don't get mi stotted on da succulent lobstah.

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    • Careful not to hurt yourself hunting.. New England doesn't have free health service like old England.
      ;o)

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      • We have better dental care.
        I've seen them British teeth.

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        • No, you have orthodontic obsession. Britons (like most of the world) tend to leave their teeth the shape and colour that nature intends rather than automatically having a brace fitted as a child and bleaching them through adulthood.

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    • yall knows myall retirement plan ista become a vermont lobsterman

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      • Vermont lobsters have that unique maple flavor.

        Although it bugs me when I park under a tree and have those arboreal crustaceans shit all over my windshield.

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