Would you rather have sex with a living man, or a dead woman?

This question is for people who identify as heterosexual men.

Live man 47
Dead woman 27
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Comments ( 19 )
  • dickwashington

    how warm is the dead woman? if she is still fresh i could eat her afterwards. if she isn't edible i guess ill take the man

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    • 357marcelkerr

      isn't that cannibalism? no intention to offend

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  • Unimportant

    Honestly? Neither. I'd rather cut off my dick.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    A dead man.

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  • anti-hero

    A living man. What kind of question is that?

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  • thegypsysailor

    You are one sick homophobic puppy, you know that?

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  • Gspyder

    What the fuck.

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  • dynamohumm

    Wow. You must have thought long and hard to post such a provocative and philosophical question. Deep man.....very deep.

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  • xxbebopedxx

    if the woman is still relatively warm, ill take both

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  • CountessDouche

    A living man, but that was easy, since it's what I'm into anyways.

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    • CountessDouche

      Oops...I guess I just identified as a heterosexual man. Let's go with it.

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      • derpyderp

        Hmm...
        Does that make me gay?

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        • CountessDouche

          Of course not. Your new polo shirts make you gay.

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          • derpyderp

            Blow me

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        • anti-hero

          Fucking fag for that poontang.

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  • disthing

    A living man.

    I mean, you're basically asking:
    Would you rather rape a corpse, or have consensual sex with a live human being.

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  • GreyWulfen

    Are you expecting a serious answer to this?

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  • VirgilManly

    I once slept with a woman who just laid there and her poonanie smelled like it was dead.
    Does that count?

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  • TheChakraMantra

    It's funny when homophobes ask things like this when, in reality, they enjoy anal sex, and they would still enjoy it even if they didn't know the person they were having sex with was a man.

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