Would you rather get rid of your nipples, nails, or belly button?

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So if you were given a forced choice that you had to get rid of either your nipples, your nails, or your belly button, which would you get rid of and why?

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    6 years ago | pl

    I'd miss painting my nails and I like having nipples, so I'll go with belly button. It's a useless part anyway.

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  • CreamPuffs
    6 years ago | pl

    Belly button is pretty much useless so I choose that.

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  • TotallyNotAMinor
    6 years ago | pl

    Nails are legit useful.

    I'd say nipples. Because if I ever get kidnapped by a bunch of sketchy individuals, at least nipple torture will be off the table.

    Never heard of belly button torture.

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    • xfg52
      6 years ago | pl

      Aww... don't get rid of your nipples. Where else will the jumper cables be attached?

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  • Nastynate
    6 years ago | pl

    I choose your brain so stupid bullshit doesn't clog up this shitty fucking site

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  • yesnomaybeso
    6 years ago | pl

    Belly Button.

    People would look at me weird if I don't have nails. I like to have nipples (Or my boyfriend does) and I need them for when I have babies.

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  • MrsEdGein
    6 years ago | pl

    I wouldn't want to give up my nails because chewing on them helps relieve my anxiety.

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  • Jeb4691
    6 years ago | pl

    Nipples so I don't ever have to wear a bra again

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  • EccentricWeird
    6 years ago | pl

    People who ask hypothetical questions oughta shampoo my crotch.

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  • momomomomo
    6 years ago | pl

    Belly button.

    Belly buttons are just scars from birth, and if you have a deep "inny," it'll just collect cultures of bacteria. Good riddance!

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  • CozmoWank
    6 years ago | pl

    I don't see myself in a situation of ever having to make that choice.

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  • randypete
    6 years ago | pl

    none

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  • Tincanmaniac
    6 years ago | pl

    I dont like my belly button so I chose belly button

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