Would you rather get rid of your nipples, nails, or belly button?

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So if you were given a forced choice that you had to get rid of either your nipples, your nails, or your belly button, which would you get rid of and why?

Belly button 33
None, (death) 5
Nipples 4
Nails 4
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  • Cuntsiclestick
    6 years ago

    I'd miss painting my nails and I like having nipples, so I'll go with belly button. It's a useless part anyway.

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  • CreamPuffs
    6 years ago

    Belly button is pretty much useless so I choose that.

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  • TotallyNotAMinor
    6 years ago

    Nails are legit useful.

    I'd say nipples. Because if I ever get kidnapped by a bunch of sketchy individuals, at least nipple torture will be off the table.

    Never heard of belly button torture.

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    • xfg52
      6 years ago

      Aww... don't get rid of your nipples. Where else will the jumper cables be attached?

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  • Nastynate
    6 years ago

    I choose your brain so stupid bullshit doesn't clog up this shitty fucking site

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  • yesnomaybeso
    6 years ago

    Belly Button.

    People would look at me weird if I don't have nails. I like to have nipples (Or my boyfriend does) and I need them for when I have babies.

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  • MrsEdGein
    6 years ago

    I wouldn't want to give up my nails because chewing on them helps relieve my anxiety.

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  • Jeb4691
    6 years ago

    Nipples so I don't ever have to wear a bra again

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  • EccentricWeird
    6 years ago

    People who ask hypothetical questions oughta shampoo my crotch.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      Let's do it.

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    • dirtybirdy
      6 years ago

      With that special lice shampoo? Crab Scabies ???

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    • CreamPuffs
      6 years ago

      Hypothetically would you want them to use shampoo that was not tested on animals?

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      • EccentricWeird
        6 years ago

        Of course. I'm very humane. They can test the shampoo on my crotch. Then put the crotch-tested logo on it.

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        • CreamPuffs
          6 years ago

          "She's a buttslut"

          "definitely. But still"

          Seriously.

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          • EccentricWeird
            6 years ago

            Yes I should have it tested on buttsluts as well.

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  • momomomomo
    6 years ago

    Belly button.

    Belly buttons are just scars from birth, and if you have a deep "inny," it'll just collect cultures of bacteria. Good riddance!

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  • CozmoWank
    6 years ago

    I don't see myself in a situation of ever having to make that choice.

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  • randypete
    6 years ago

    none

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  • Tincanmaniac
    6 years ago

    I dont like my belly button so I chose belly button

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